Camila: Damn, I'm thirsty...*goes in the fridge; stares with an angry gay look* I knew I had some damn tea in this bitch...ugh! *slams it shut*
Lauren's room
Camila: *comes in and slams the door* Stupid dumb muthafucka, you drunk all the goddamn tea! Now I'm thirsty
Lauren: *holding a cup* oh, I'm sorry I thought you had some
Camila: No, bitch I didn't...you can't tell?
Lauren: *holds cup out* Here, drink this
Camila: *raises eyebrow* What is it?
Lauren: *giggles like a dumbass* Tea...T-balls...T-rex...Teacher...TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI! Haha *slaps thigh and it jiggle like Jell-O)
Camila: *looks off at an imaginary camera then back at her* look bitch, I'm this close 👌 to pulling the bones out yo muthafuckin' ass...you gon' be slidin' around this muthafucka
Lauren: I'm sorry, Daddy...from now on *raises arm* I'm the golden bitch!
Camila: That's right, you do what I say...matter of fact, you ain't allowed to shit and you can't get nun to drank
Lauren: This hoe is going booty bumps on me!
Camila: Bitch...you gon die stanky and thirsty
Lauren:*mumbles* Hmm, that's why yo dick look like a tube of lipstick
Camila: Fuck you say?!
Lauren: I said "Camila gotta big dick!"
Camila: *smirks* That's right...you know it, working with a bamboo stick
Lauren: *mumbles* More like a snowman arm
Camila: Say what bitch?
Lauren: I said "Ooh, I want some!"
Camila: I know you do...with yo vampire ass
Lauren: I love it when you talk shit...that's why I don't like when you brush yo teeth when you talk to me
Camila: Call that bitch ass Bandana Jesus, and tell her to bring me a muhfuckin pizza
Lauren: *points at the door* There she go right there!
Ally: Fuck you say, lil bitch?
Camila: *puts hands up* No, it wasn't even noth-
Ally: *punches her in the face*
Camila: *holds her eye*
Lauren: Don't you hit her no mo!
Ally: Or what, bitch?!
Lauren: Or I'm deep fry yo esophagus!
Camila: Yeah, mane, fuck you!...I'm rich, hoe! That's why my dick smell like casino carpet!
Ally: *weirded out* Yo, y'all stupid, bruh
Lauren: Aw, boo boo, Imma run to the store and get some ice and knee pads, ok?
Camila: *whines* Baby, please don't leave me here
Lauren: *snaps; disappears*
Camila:*fake cries* Fuuuccckkk
Camila:...welp, *pulls pants down* time to beat my dick to the Discovery Channel
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After 'Baby please don't leave me here' I improvised because the video cuts to song and...I ain't doing that shit
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