"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
CRINGE WARNING:
this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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Jin Jonas: it clearly states that you're not gay anymore
seulgay: bitch i'm asking why is the group name, 'NO MORE SEULGAY' when did i fucking give y'all a permission to change my sexuality
agust: i changed it
seulgay: fuck you
jisuck: it's seriously 4AM what's with all the fuss
seulgay: they said im not gay anymore :(
jisuck: who? imma throw my fucking hands
hyunrenebae: daddy joohyun to the rescue
jungcock: huh it must be fun to be gay
ttaeng: let's be gay for each other, kook
jendickie: fuck yass!
jungcock: fuck no! you're disgusting hyung
ttaeng: :(
jungcock: im gay for lisa only
hotmochi: srsly y'all woke me up in the middle of the morning talking about being gay what the fricky frack is this
jisuck: you complain yet ur also gay
hotmochi: no I'm not!
agust: okay back to seulgi what is this video we saw on instagram
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ttaeng: OH MY GOD SEULGI IS WITH A MAN I REPEAT THIS IS CODE RED SEULGI. IS. WITH. A. MAN. FOR. FUCKS. SAKE!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!!1111!!!!
seulgay: oh that you really took that seriously?! fuck everything look, i danced with him because he needs a dance partner since he lost a partner last minute so i had no other choice AND HE OFFERED ME MONEY ✊ bitch i ain't saying no to that
agust: you do know that the guy you danced with is minho's friend, right?
seulgay: yeah he told me and since i agreed to that, guess what?
lisathesheep: what?
jungcock: hey why are you awake? go back to sleep dumbass
lisathesheep: i sensed a gossip here so yeah im awake now what seulgi unnie?
hyunrenebae: hmm?
seulgay: HE PROMISED ME THAT HE WILL ARRANGE ME TO A DATE WITH MINHO!!!!! OH MY GOSH MY FIRST OFFICIAL DATE WITH HIM!!! IM SCREAMING
ttaeng: SHE'S NOT GAY ANYMORE!! IM SO HAPPY
seulgay: shut up i said im only not gay for minho
ttaeng: :((
agust: btw im going to the cafe rn anyone wants to join? my treat
jisuck: hold up YOONGI IS THAT REALLY YOU
agust: uhm yea why
jisuck: THE YOONGI WE KNOW WILL NEVER TREAT US AT A CAFE AT 4AM SKSKKSSKKS
agust: hey this is only for today y'all ain't getting treats from me anymore after this now who's gonna go
lisathesheep: WE ALL ARE! WAIT IMMA WAKE UP CHAE
jendickie: i just took a shit and now yoongi's gonna treat us all into a cafe what the fuck
