"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
CRINGE WARNING:
this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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lisathesheep: WHAT HAPPENED CHAE DO I NEED TO PUNCH SOMEONE? MY KNUCKLES ARE FUCKING READY SJSJSJS
chaebae: well i found a music room at the resort then i grabbed a guitar from there earlier BUT IT'S MISSING ONE STRING HOW CAN I PLAY WITH MISSING STRINGS
jisuck: don't you have a guitar at home
chaebae: i miss playing it already 😭 i want to play my guitar so badddd
jungcock: why don't you ask help or search in that music room maybe you'll find one
chaebae: oHH right MAYBE THERE'S STOCKS BYE BITCHES
seulgay: well that was quick
hotmochi: she didn't even need my help
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seulgay: that's because you don't even do anything except jerk off
hotmochi: how would you even know
seulgay: uhm because I heard you with chae's name?
hotmochi: that's in the past forget it
seulgay: nah it's for blackmail purposes
hotmochi: bitch
jendickie: ayo why didn't anyone tell me there's a fucking jacuzzi next to the pool
hyunrenebae: and my skin almost got burnt
seulgay: oh no baby why
jendickie: the water on the pool is cold so when she thought the jacuzzi is a kid's pool she jumped straight into it
seulgay: my poor baby
hyunrenebae: it's fine i just had a shock 😂 damn that was very hot literally
ttaeng: the jacuzzi is very refreshing ah
agust: who the fuck is that person screaming I could here across the resort again who always fucking disturbs my slumber
Jin Jonas: must be either jungkook or jimin
agust: well tell them to shut the fuck up
lisathesheep: don't worry guys I got it jungkook's phone just fell into the pool
jisuck: oof he could just buy a new phone what's with all the fuss
lisathesheep: iT IS A BIG DEAL OKAY I HAVE VERY VALUABLE THINGS IN THERE
hotmochi: what, your pornos?
lisathesheep: gtfo hyung we don't need your pervert ass
chaebae: let him he can't live without being a pervert for a minute
Jin Jonas: he's like a breathing sex drive
hotmochi: at least I'm proud of it 😏
seulgay: and we're disgusted well jungkook I advice you to buy a new one you can literally buy timberlands
lisathesheep: I TOLD YOU I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT THINGS THERE 😣
jisuck: what is it exactly
lisathesheep: pictures of Lisa and me
ttaeng: dude you can just take a new one lisa won't disappear
lisathesheep: fine -_-
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GUYS. SOME IMMATURE ARMYS ARE BLAMING US BLINKS AND THE GIRLS JUST BECAUSE THE VIEWS DECREASED IN BOY WITH LUV MV.
I MEAN, WHAT DID BLACKPINK DO TO DECREASE VIEWS.
NOW THOSE IMMATURE ARMYS ARE SLUT-SHAMING THE FOUR GIRLS AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
I'M AN ARMLINK BUT THOSE IMMATURE ONES BETTER SHUT UP.
AT LEAST WE ALREADY REACHED 100M VIEWS. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR THEM??
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