𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍

twenty six

tAENNIE IS BACK BITCHES
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jisuck:
eyow waddup
im casually sitting in my room
shipping kuma and yeontan

Jin Jonas:
isn't kuma a boy?

jisuck:
what's your point?

Jin Jonas:
if you ship him with yeontan
they're gay

jisuck:
do I look like a give a fuck?
gay is on trend okay
now shut up

chaebae:
unnie ships the pets more than the owners 😂

jungcock:
how about me and Lisa's?

lisathesheep:
you don't even have a pet

jungcock:
you have a cat right?

lisathesheep:
HOLD UP I AINT GIVING YOU MY BABY

jungcock:
let's ship our shoes instead
Timberland couple 💜

lisathesheep:
uhm

seulgay:
the fuck HAHA
jungkook's too broke to buy a pet that he chooses his timbs instead
oh boy
you need to get a job
oh and maybe a life too

jungcock:
fuck you 😠

seulgay:
sorry gay person here

jendickie:
oh so y'all turned my pet gay without even my permission

jisuck:
why do we even need one
the owner is gay too

ttaeng:
fuck im not gay
nope
and don't drag tannie in this gay mess okay

jendickie:
im bi
not gay
i have to be loyal for tae

hotmochi:
wow that rhymed

jendickie:
i feel so proud of myself
my smart genes from my parents

agust:
is it just me or i could hear the wind passing by

jendickie:
shut the fuck up yoongi
i don't need your stupid opinion

agust:
okay dude

chaebae:
why u all talking about pets
my baby yellow eunhee 😭
i miss you

hotmochi:
you still have orange, right?
eunhee will always be in your heart

jisuck:
what is this, finding dory?
stop this drama
no offense chae

lisathesheep:
even though dalgom's veryyyy cute i have to say he's annoying
every time i pass by he would bark at me even if im a few meters away

jisuck:
aww

Jin Jonas:
i have an announcement

jisuck:
we don't need to hear it
it's probably not that important

chaebae:
unnie shut up for once
what is it Jin oppa

Jin Jonas:
im hungry

chaebae:
fuck this shit

jisuck:
i told you all
he's that stupid

Jin Jonas:
shut up
i don't want to talk to you

jisuck:
who even told you that i wanted to talk to your ugly face

Jin Jonas:
excuse me?
im doing a facial at a spa right now and im just going to ignore unnecessary comments to prevent stress

hotmochi:
how could you not invite me hyung?
whatever

chaebae:
i feel like going to a spa right now

hyunrenebae:
SAME
i need to be freshened up

jendickie:
im going

seulgay:
im up
i need my face to be brand new once again so i can have more side chicks

jisuck:
oh boo you don't need to
you're already gorgeous
im going too
then let's to to Starbucks after

lisathesheep:
so it's girls' day out?

jisuck:
yes
and also no gays allowed

ttaeng:
it's better if you refer it as
'no dicks allowed'

seulgay:
but wait I have a dick
it's just not visible

hyunrenebae:
oh my god seulgi
stop it

seulgay:
okay babe

jendickie:
where should we meet?

chaebae:
let's not put our location here
the boys might spy on us

jisuck:
yup
i don't want creepy brats following us around

jungcock:
excuse me?

hotmochi:
pardon?

ttaeng:
^

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A GC WITHOUT JERKS
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chaeng 💦:
are we up for the mall
or the outlets?

princessirene 🔱:
let's go to the mall
i still have to buy some few more things

pringlesfreak 🍕:
same
i need to buy food tbh

choochoo🚆:
ive got no problem where we go
it's ur choice

lalisa🍨:
so it's fine if we go where Jin oppa got his facial?

choochoo🚆:
oh fuck no
anywhere else but not close to that jerk
who knows if he spread some germs in that place
it might be fucking contagious

lalisa 🍨:
chill unnie 😂

jenniethevirgin 🔰:
im fine anywhere
see you

chaeng 💦:
the mall it is
so we'll be there at 1 o clock

lalisa🍨:
last one to arrive will pay for all of us!

jenniethevirgin 🔰:
hell no