"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
CRINGE WARNING:
this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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seulgay: EVERYONE I CAN'T BREATH AKSKSMSMAK MINHO JUST TEXTED ME OMFG MY LIFE GOODBYE HE SENT ME A PICTURE HE'S A GOD OMFG AJAJAJJAJAAJJAQKAKASMDNDJRJFJ
lisathesheep: CONGRATS UNNIE UR LUCKY
seulgay: THANKS LISA
hotmochi: ooh did he send you nudes?
seulgay: SHUT UP YOU NASTY DWARF I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING OPINION
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ISN'T THIS ILLEGAL ITS TOO BAD FOR MY HEART TAKE ALL OF MY HEART MINHO 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
ttaeng: i think I'm about to cry I'm witnessing a dream come true
jungcock: hyung are you okay
ttaeng: IM MORE THAN OKAY SEULGI IS FINALLY STRAIGHT
seulgay: not really it's only a half percent
ttaeng: OKAY BUT AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOUR STRAIGHT SIDE IN YOU IM HAPPY
jisuck: why do you always want to see seulgi's straight side lol
ttaeng: she's very gay at that time we were seniors and that's why we made the deal if she becomes straight whenever it is, she'll buy me Gucci 😊
agust: all for THAT?
ttaeng: yeah so that's why I'm waiting for her to be straight
jendickie: why have a deal when you can buy yourself one? uhm taehyung
ttaeng: hey it's not everyday you see seulgi buy you a thing
hyunrenebae: can't relate she bought me ice cream
jisuck: she bought me Sephora
jungcock: she bought me timbs hehe
lisathesheep: a new my little pony figurine
hotmochi: she bought me a beanie with my very own money does that count?
chaebae: no, jimin, no 😂 btw she bought me a capo
ttaeng: THE AMOUNT OF BETRAYAL
seulgay: hey yours is very diffcult to buy Gucci costs more than you
ttaeng: okay I forgive but I'm still waiting for Gucci
jendickie: wait seulgi I thought you're broke?
seulgay: broke in life yes 😭 but not broke in manhi
lisathesheep: can't relate
jisuck: same i can only give things for christmas loll
Jin Jonas: so how's you and that minho guy?
seulgay: we're doing fine as friends 😖
agust: don't worry he'll probably catch up with you someday just wait
