"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
CRINGE WARNING:
this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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jendickie: jimin pls get your gay ass out of here i don't tolerate gays
hotmochi: you're gay yourself bruh yet I'm not allowed to be gay?
jendickie: lol who said so
hotmochi: j
ungkook show em the proof
jungcock: yes sir
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jendickie: okay I'm bi so YOU aren't allowed to give your crappy opinion about me
hotmochi: huh
chaebae: Jimin you're gay?
lisathesheep: tea spilled OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
hotmochi: hey chae uh
chaebae: fuck off
ttaeng: I SMELL BREAKUP
jisuck: this is awfully better than any dramas I watched go ahead continue
chaebae: hey @ttaeng why would we even breakup we are NOT even together :)) besides I'm dating someone else sound familiar?
seulgay: wait whAT HAPPENED BETWEEN U TWO WHAT DID U TWO NOT TELL US? SPILL HOE
chaebae: wait a min
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Private Message pikaseul unnie 🐱
chaeng 👑: unnie
pikaseul unnie 🐱: start talking typing* i need the tae
chaeng 👑: so apparently jimin and I dated four months secretly before graduating we didn't tell anyone that time because we know that it will cause too much ruckus in the campus
pikaseul unnie 🐱: holy- i mean, continue
chaeng 👑: we broke up the day after the graduation because he told me that we weren't even official and he was dating someone else so I got real confused all that sneaky dates and skinships tells that all he said was a lie
pikaseul unnie 🐱: what the fuck? he used you for fun? why bother hide it? oH GURL IF I KNEW EARLIER I WOULD HAVE BITCH SLAPPED HIM
chaeng 👑: I don't really know if he used me for fun I just don't know why he played me like some doll that's bound to be broken
pikaseul unnie 🐱: istg that hoe want me to come over to him and kill him with my butcher knife?
chaeng 👑: I don't think that's necessary 😂 but thanks unnie for caring
pikaseul unnie 🐱: wait did jisoo, jennie and lisa knew??
chaeng 👑: yeah i told them after we went to different places for vacation their reactions are just like yours 😂
pikaseul unnie 🐱: phew so what's all that flirting for? in this GC?
chaeng 👑: I wanted to play with him like how he did the same to me years ago
pikaseul unnie 🐱: OMG get it girl im so proud of you be there soon with ice cream and chips get the movie ready
