"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
CRINGE WARNING:
this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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jisuck: shut the fuck up for now pls i have something very weird to announce
ttaeng: oh sure I love weird go on
jisuck: on hereby the author's bias is me im gonna be the one to announce it
jendickie: what the fuck are you talking about
jisuck: let me finish whore this is random af *clears throat virtually* okay so today as of February 15, 2019, 11 o clock the author just did something reckless while doing her homework she said to not judge her okay here it is
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read until the end you fuckheads now she had to cover it with paper if ever her teacher kills her she wants jimin to sing at her funeral oh and jimin, she said you better learn how to appreciate chances or else she'll kill you at this book there that's all i have to say
lisathesheep: what just happened?
hotmochi: okay i don't get it
seulgay: bitch someone broke the fourth wall amen
hyunrenebae: woah that is one neat handwriting the fuck my handwriting looks like horses passed it
ttaeng: wdym author? nevermind i like weird
jendickie: let's just fucking move on that non existent author doesn't matter okay so jisoo unnie how's the date with jin?
chaebae: oohhhhhhhhh lala tell us tell us
jisuck: uhm it's alright i guess
jungcock: are you happy with hyung???
jisuck: yes..
jungcock: okay you got my blessing tomorrow 12 o clock the church jimin hyung, taehyung, groomsmen me, best man jennie, chae, irene, seulgi, bridesmaids lisa, maid of honor yoongi hyung, hmmm, whatever just sleep in your room of course the wedding couple, jisoo and jin
jendickie: you dumb fuck why are we bridesmaids
chaebae: i have an objection why the heck am I in bridesmaids when im supposed to be in choir are you serious jungkook?
hotmochi: hey whY ARE THERE ONLY TWO GROOMSMEN AND WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT WITH TAE HE'S WEIRD
seulgay: BITCH WHY AM I A BRIDESMAID BUT IF I GET TO SEAT NEXT TO IRENE AND JENNIE OKAY I'LL STAY
ttaeng: HEY I HAVE A COMPLAINT WHY IS THERE NO PRIEST I SHOULD BE THE PRIEST
lisathesheep: OKAY YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP stop roasting kook okay? you guys know he's extra af and he can't live another day without being extra so just ignore him
jungcock: phew i got scared by that
lisathesheep: why would you even plan a wedding
hotmochi: jisoo and hyung has no complaints oohhh 😏
seulgay: OMFG UR RIGHT
jisuck: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE I JUST WENT TO SHIT IN THE BATHROOM THEN I SEE Y'ALL PLANNING A WEDDING
Jin Jonas: i don't know anything about this bye
chaebae: oh shit she's angry she's mAD goodbye jungkook you will be missed
