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jisuck:
what's up Liz?
lisathesheep:
i feel like killing someone rn
our housemaid keeps stealing my money
jungcock:
calm down lisa
what if your money is misplaced?
lisathesheep:
why would i misplace it I always put in inside my room
chaebae:
what?!
how did you know tho?
lisathesheep:
this past few days when i count my daily expenses I always notice that fact that my money decreases
and earlier when my mom left to buy groceries I was taking a bath and I heard footsteps pass the bathroom
then i came back in my room and saw that some of my things are scattered apart and some of my money was missing
bITCH
it wasnt my damn fault
it was just placed beneath my bag then next thing I knew it's gone
FIGHT ME
ttaeng:
what the fuck
why didn't you tell anyone?
lisathesheep:
idk
i shrugged it off at first
but the housemaid completely went pass my limits
im fucking pissed
jendickie:
want me to throw hands?
nah wait I dont need to ask
im almost there
lisathesheep:
gee thanks
that bitch deserves a beating
chaebae:
don't you think there's a reason why they stole?
lisathesheep:
well don't you think my mom gives them enough salary every fucking month?
chaebae:
okay okay calm down lisa 😂
seulgay:
lisa open the damn door
im about to throw hands
hotmochi:
y'all didn't invite me
i wanna watch live action
agust:
girls let Lisa be
i've known her since we were kids obviously
she beat up a senior just because they took a piece of her cotton candy
jendickie:
ooh
lisa you can handle yourself
we're just going to watch
Jin Jonas:
y'all bribing the kid into fighting
why don't you just tell your mom Lisa? so she can fire the housemaid
hyunrenebae:
^
same
I agree to no violence
seulgay:
ugh life is boring without violence
jisuck:
aww I wish I was there
im at the hospital
my throat had a lump
it's swollen
if I ever die please don't forget to always roast jimin
hotmochi:
this bitch
lisathesheep:
aw unnie you won't die
you still have to be married
and we'll be bridesmaids
jisuck:
I really think I am
because you just made me choke
too soon too soon
lisathesheep:
oops sorry 😬
ttaeng:
get well soon Soo
jendickie:
unnie I salute you for roasting jimin even when you're sick 👾
hotmochi:
let her be that's her death wish
jisuck:
how about yours instead?
agust:
im being too proud
anyways get well soon jisoo
Jin Jonas:
im on jisoo's side on this one
hotmochi:
aren't you always
be thankful i haven't removed you from this GC 😒
chaebae:
lisa how's the housemaid?
lisathesheep:
living her fucking life
that doesn't matter anyway
jisoo unnie matters
jisuck:
aww thanks kid
i love you 💕
seulgay:
i love you too
hyunrenebae:
i love you more
jungcock:
lisa i dare you to say you love me
lisathesheep:
you love me
jungcock:
noooo
the other way around
lisathesheep:
me love you
jungcock:
not what's in my mind but I guess it works too
me love you too 😘
seulgay:
im being salty at this two kids
yoongi
is minho busy?
he isn't replying :((
hotmochi:
he's probably annoyed at how crazy you act like
seulgay:
can you just shut the fuck up
you always speak whenever I do
i wasn't even talking to you
hotmochi:
well fuck you
seulgay:
well fuck minho too
id rather have him
agust:
yeah seulgi
apparently he is
he's in practice of a drama recently
seulgay:
OMFG REALLY?
HE'S AN ACTOR
IMMA WATCH THAT DRAMA
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EVERYONE PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR CHICHU, IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT SHE'S SUFFERING A DISEASE ON HER VOCAL CORDS THAT MAY CAUSE CANCER OR LEUKIMIA.
EVEN THE OTHER BLACKPINK MEMBERS, I HOPE THEY'RE WELL TAKEN CARE OF.
YG IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THEM I WILL BOOMBAYAH MYSELF TO KOREA.
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Fanfiction"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals." CRINGE WARNING: this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing. 't...
