"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
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this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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Jin Jonas: okay so wtf happened here after some of y'all starts fainting and throwing up shits aRE U CURSED OR SOME KIND OF HARRY POTTER SHIT HAPPENING BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO ME TO AKSJSJSJAJAJ
agust: shut the fuck up will you? everyone here's in panic so don't try to give me a headache or I'll curse you myself
hotmochi: wHY DO I HAVE TO BE IN BUSAN TODAY I CAN'T GO TO CHAE'S HOUSE 😭
jungcock: see ya hyung im at busan too with somi
lisathesheep: ?????
jungcock: chill babe don't be jealous somi's my cousin :))
lisathesheep: I am not jealous
jungcock: okay if that's what makes you sleep at night
jendickie: can someone come over to my house i feel lonely once again after I left chae's
hyunrenebae: why did you leave in the first place 😂
jendickie: because chae is ill and her mom's there to take care of her
seulgay: okay sure y'all go to Jennie's house right now and don't hesitate on not fucking telling me
hotmochi: why the heck are you so salty
seulgay: just because
jisuck: false alarm kids, I'm okay the food I just ate is expired for 1 week I nearly died OMFG SJJSAJJAJA but Irene is here with me so no worries 💓
ttaeng: thank goodness
lisathesheep: I still don't understand the mystery of tae suddenly liking jisoo unnie it's just so sudden
seulgay: same
hyunrenebae: awww ofc I'll be there you're like my twin 👑
jisuck: I think the same ily 💕
Jin Jonas: why are u both even talking with each other in chat I thought ur in the same place
hyunrenebae: we're too tired to talk so yea
agust:
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jendickie: yoongi is such a mood idk I feel like staying in my room for a year maybe forever
jungcock: I think you have Yoongilarity
agust: pardon?
jendickie: what?
jungcock: it's an illness from yoongi hyung where you always feel tired until you suddenly die in your sleep
agust: damn I wish I have my own illness I hope that becomes real
hotmochi: jisoo how's chae??? is she fine? need medicine? food? anything else?
jisuck: dude chill she's alive she's still sleeping i think she got heat exhaustion
hotmochi: thank goodness she's fine buy her ice cream
jisuck: bitch do you think I'm a fucking bank? i don't even have money with me bruh
lisathesheep: aww jimin oppa cares about chae so much that's so sweet 💓
