𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍

twenty three

hiPhOp iS dEAd onCe aGaIn
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jisuck:
heyyy the salutitorian is back

Jin Jonas:
can you stop bribing to us that you're a salutitorian every 1 minute
it's annoying

jisuck:
hmm
what's your point?

Jin Jonas:
your speech at the graduation was very long
it doesn't even have sense at all
all you did was "thank you! thank you!"
very long

jisuck:
at least my speech is longer than your dick
let me guess who graduated with only one medal?
oh it's you

ttaeng:
my nickname says it all jisoo
you can slay me everytime bitch

seulgay:
im still in this situation where I don't know who to be gay for

jendickie:
same
i keep on questioning whether im straight or not

ttaeng:
you straight for me bruh

jendickie:
ryt

jisuck:
are both back together?
please say yes
im tired of tae's daily dose of flirting to me
i feel like killing myself whenever he does that
it's gross

jendickie:
nope
we started back as friends again
i ain't giving him his chance too quick

hyunrenebae:
very good

ttaeng:
i feel uncomfortable now that you have to gays protecting you rn

seulgay:
make that as three

chaebae:
now four

lisathesheep:
sorry
not gay

jungcock:
of course you're not liz ur mine
and btw hyung
you just lowkey came running back to jennie after flirting with jisoo weeks ago

jendickie:
don't worry
i know everything
and it's jennie 'noona' kid

jisuck:
jisoo NOONA*
brat

jungcock:
ouch

hotmochi:
finally jungkook just experienced what i experience every single day :))

jungcock:
yeah hyung
i feel sorry for you
NOT HAHAHA

hotmochi:

jisuck:
are you really that gay for jungkook that you can't accept his insults?

seulgay:
did someone say gay
oh it's my fellow gay friend

hotmochi:
IM NOT GAY OKAY

agust:
ill give you a haha
that joke is so funny

Jin Jonas:
oHHH Jimin is gay!
that's why you look like a pussy lmao

hotmochi:

chaebae:
stop it jin
you look like Donald Trump's ass

hyunrenebae:
woaH woAh wOaH
are we missing something?

lisathesheep:
they're okay now everyone
you can breathe

jisuck:
phew
finally
no more problems
i hate solving shit

jendickie:
did someone mention that us president that i hate
sorry not sorry

seulgay:
oh it's Donald Trump

jendickie:
fuck you seulgi

seulgay:
when babe?

jendickie:
when you die

jisuck:
oHoHOHO girl just snapped

ttaeng:
im proud of her 💜

jisuck:
step aside thot
she's mine

jendickie:
okay 😂

jisuck:
jennie has soft spots for salutitorian graduates
ha

ttaeng:
i may not be a salutitorian
i may not be smart
but im going to prove to all of you how much i love jennie

jisuck:
okay that's better than my speech
take care of her bro
i trust you
break my trust and ill break your dick

lisathesheep:
break his face too
im on it
karate belt master in 9th grade

jungcock:
wait
lisa pls no
if you beat up hyung
no one's going to sing at our wedding

hotmochi:
what about me?

jungcock:
you're a groomsmen along with yoongi hyung

lisathesheep:
who said we're getting married
lol

jungcock:
me
i already planned where, when, and what

seulgay:
calm down fetus
we just basically graduated some couple of years
we're still teens okay

jungcock:
oh
okay

jisuck:
can someone get me a boyfriend pls
im being salty right here right now

hyunrenebae:
oh wow a hsm reference

jendickie:
im here boo

jisuck:
go away you have tae
i need someone else

lisathesheep:
what about @agust or @Jin Jonas

jisuck:
im okay with yoongi
but jin?
the fuck
i think he's actually gay
so ill stick with troy bolton

hyunrenebae:
how about i let you meet my friend's cousin?
his name is jinyoung

jisuck:
oh no no
honey, i've decided
im still too young to get serious on that relationship
besides i don't care that my life span just decreased because i saw jin's horrible face at instagram

seulgay:
how?

jisuck:
bitch just got promoted at a phone ad
he looks like he needs to use the bathroom asap 😂

Jin Jonas:
shut up
im going to send you a poem
Husk, Be Gone by Shin Dong Yup
search it in google
read and weep bitch

jungcock:
hYUNG 😂