"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
CRINGE WARNING:
this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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jendickie: okay what the fuck does that group name mean and the group name has been changed three times now what the heck is wrong with you people
lisathesheep: to whoever changed that I hope you die in your sleep :))
jungcock: phew I'm safe
hotmochi: I need help rn save me from hell ASAP
jisuck: wait what?
hotmochi: Jin hyung is in my house rn and I'm hiding in my bathroom because he's ku-ray-zee
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seulgay: you do know that jin's included in this GC and he can see ur message any minute now
hotmochi: uh huh
seulgay: and u just said where you're hiding
hotmochi: yup, okay. waIT WHAT?!
seulgay:
hotmochi: spam this GC now please this is aN EMERGENCY halpppp
ttaeng:
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hotmochi: not what I meant but okay keep sending
jisuck: thanks a lot tae im hungry rn i need food
ttaeng: you want spam?
jisuck: yeah imma switch in puppy eyes mode
ttaeng: buy one yourself
hyunrenebae: Taehyung just burned for the first time impressive 👏
jisuck: bitch you're cancelled don't try that on me just because I'm hungry once my stomach is happy again I'm gonna roast you so much that your wig is gonna be on fire 🔥
lisathesheep: I'm with Jisoo unnie on this one 👋
jendickie: yep same
ttaeng: who's gonna team with me??
hotmochi: Bros over hoes ofc I'll pick u speaking of hoes where's chae
lisathesheep: mother nature decided to visit so yea she's locked up in her room cramps to death
hotmochi: what? why the heck did you not tell me be there in 2
hyunrenebae: I thought jin's there
hotmochi: I went through the window lol
hyunrenebae: oh 😂
seulgay: I sure hope you fall down and break a bone no wait, go straight to dying
hotmochi: you're cruel
seulgay: thank u, next
jendickie: okay I officially love seulgie from now on
hyunrenebae: I thought you hate gay shits
jendickie: *hated I'm gay rn
jungcock: is there a person in this GC WHO IS NOT GAY?! istg everyone here is gay except me of course
hotmochi: meeee
seulgay: you? not gay? I think the fuck not 😂
Jin Jonas: I thought we're talking about the outing? guys? okay wow