twenty eight

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tAENNIE IS BOMB
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ttaeng:
hey
jungkook
jimin
yoongi hyung
jin hyung

jungcock:
hey hyung

hotmochi:
hey

Jin Jonas:
what do you need

agust:
?

ttaeng:
i have an idea
let's be bff's forever!

jungcock:
uhh

agust:
the fuck
have you become gay

Jin Jonas:
sure
but I think you shouldn't refer to us as 'BFF'S'

hotmochi:
awwww tae
how sweet of you

ttaeng:
great!
ill be stephanie
jungkook you're mia
jin hyung you'll be umm, emma?
jimin you're andrea
yoongi hyung you're olivia
now it's settled!

jungcock:
who's mia?

agust:
taehyung
you know i see you as my brother
but
you have to be honest with us
are you really on drugs or something?

ttaeng:
WHAT NO

lisathesheep:
let me guess
you've been watching Lego Friends with jennie unnie?

ttaeng:
uhm yea
i just suddenly like the show

agust:
are you fucking serious
im out

Jin Jonas:
what's emma's role?

ttaeng:
painting!

Jin Jonas:
fuck no

ttaeng:
then let's switch?
stephanie really loves baking

Jin Jonas:
okay sure

jendickie:
i think yoongi deserves to be tanya
she's always salty about everything and she's a brat

jisuck:
lmao
isn't that supposed for Jin?

Jin Jonas:
just shut up

jendickie:
this two always fought with each other
i wouldn't be surprised if you two are dating in the future

lisathesheep:
I KNOW
ENEMIES BECOMES FRIENDS THEN THEY BECOME A COUPLE

Jin Jonas:
EW

jisuck:
I'D RATHER KISS IRENE THAN BE WITH THAT FREAM

hyunrenebae:
sounds good to me
so it's a win win

chaebae:
OH I LOVE LEGO FRIENDS TOO

seulgay:
is anyone gay on that show?

jendickie:
i don't think so

seulgay:
k

hyunrenebae:
i should watch that show
let's see

lisathesheep:
i just saw jisoo unnie pass by my apartment
oh boy
she looks like she's going on a date

jisuck:
i am going on a date
you doofus

jendickie:
enlighten me?

jisuck:
yoongi

jendickie:
oHHH now I remember

hotmochi:
then yoongi hyung
what the fuck are you doing
still in your room
about to sleep?

chaebae:
what??

seulgay:
MIN YOONGI

jisuck:
oh
i guess we have to cancel?

jungcock:
HYUNG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

hyunrenebae:
why can't you just tell him in person
y'all are living in the same house or whatever

jungcock:
he won't even touch his phone

seulgay:
YOONGI I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

hyunrenebae:
soo are you okay??

Jin Jonas:
it's good
she's with me
yoongi i know you won't even mind because of your fucking sleep
im the one going to take her on that date
you hear that?

seulgay:
OMFG
I THINK I WENT STRAIGHT FOR A SECOND THERE

lisathesheep:
sOMEONE GET ME A JIN OPPA

jungcock:
what about me??

lisathesheep:
im kidding of course
i wuv u

hyunrenebae:
NEW SHIP
FUCK YOONSOO
I'LL BE JINSOO


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