"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
CRINGE WARNING:
this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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lisathesheep: I call dibs on the airhead oh wait, he can't because he IS AN AIRHEAD HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING
jungcock: fuck you Lisa this is why I regret everything
lisathesheep: regret what?
jungcock: nothinnnnnnnn
ttaeng: he likes you lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jungcock: nO I DONT
seulgay: awwww little kookie is defwensive
lisathesheep: are u serious? Jungkook??? answer me brat!
jungcock: I only like girls with big ass
lisathesheep: brUh
seulgay: HAVE YOU NOT SEEN LISA'S ASS?!?
jungcock: I saw it but nah I have higher standards
lisathesheep: bitch I'll tell you to my brother shaun
ttaeng: OMG Mendes?!!!
jendickie: she meant shaun carter
lisathesheep: shut the fuck up i meant shaun the sheep
jungcock: oh I get it, because you're also a sheep 😂
lisathesheep: go ahead laugh I ain't offended :))
jungcock: what a great way to insult yourself
jisuck: at least she appreciates the insults unlike you
seulgay: istaN SAVAGES take my heart Jisoo 💓
jungcock: anyways I have a date and Jimin hyung I need your help
seulgay: wait Jimin's in this GC?
bigjimin: ofc I am
seulgay: sorry I didn't notice you right away because you're small 😏
bigjimin: just because you beat me in the dance showdown for ONE time only doesn't mean you can just insult me like that oh and be thankful I got sprained because if i wasnt sprained I would surely win
chaebae: you still aren't over that competition?
ttaeng: JUNGKOOK WHY WOULD YOU ASK JIMIN WHEN IM RIGHT HERE
jungcock: sorry I don't do Gucci
ttaeng: h-how dare--
ttaeng:
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lisathesheep: let him be tae that brat just don't know how to appreciate things
jungcock: you're just salty that u don't fit my standards
lisathesheep: fight me bitch
jungcock: where? coz I'll gladly pick the bed ;))
lisathesheep: go ahead but I refer the kitchen ;))
jungcock: oOh I haven't tried that yet, hmm, sure :))
lisathesheep: I'll be glad to use my newly sharpened butcher knife :))
seulgay: duDE SHE SNAPPED
chaebae: I'm officially gay for Lisa
jisuck: haven't you always been gay for her??
chaebae: nah unnie
jendickie: back off kid she's mine
bigjimin: how about me chae? :((
seulgay: no one cares for you go rot in your house boii
bigjimin: I want to kill you
seulgay: go ahead but make sure to dance all the way to my house 😂👏
jungcock: HYUNG
bigjimin: oh sorry sure Jungkook be there in 4
seulgay: I still can't get over to the fact that my gang didn't come to the reunion :((