thirty eight

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lisathesheep:
chae where are you?
im at ur house
why r u not answering the door

chaebae:
im at the hospital

lisathesheep:
HOLY WHAT?!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
JIMIN WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO

hotmochi:
wow you completely lose respect
and for your information I didn't meet chae
besides she never allowed me

jisuck:
im actually with her
so can you please both shut up
chae is having a checkup
goodbye

lisathesheep:
wait
WAIT

hotmochi:
HEY WHY IS SHE HAVING A CHECKUP
WHYY
WHY

jendickie:
both of you just got shut by unnie lmao
don't worry kids
chae is okay
woah that actually rhymed

hotmochi:
the fuck jennie
don't call me kid
im a 95 baby

jendickie:
so?

hotmochi:
you dont even call taehyung as oppa
have some respect

jendickie:
do I look like a give a shit?

agust:
snap snap motherfvcker

jungcock:
im hungry
but I don't know what to eat

Jin Jonas:
poor kid
move in with me
ill make sure to feed you 24/7

ttaeng:
JUNGKOOK NO
HE PROBABLY MEANT FEED AS KILL

Jin Jonas:
shut up brat

jungcock:
it's okay hyung
i don't want to live in a fucking dollhouse

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hyunrenebae:
is no one gonna talk about the outing tomorrow?
are y'all even sure 😂

lisathesheep:
yea unnie

agust:
it's clear that in trips
there's no such thing as plans dude
you just go on and on and on

hyunrenebae:
so what y'all are saying,
i wasted my blood, sweat and tears doing a stupid bucket list we weren't even going to complete?

Jin Jonas:
u ryt

hyunrenebae:
great
fucking great

seulgay:
how bout we complete it together? 😘

hyunrenebae:
no!
go away!
you have minho now!
we can't be friends 😭

seulgay:
bae joohyun
oh my gosh
stop being dramatic girlfriend

jisuck:
yea
you shouldn't be depressed the day before our trip

jungcock:
be happy

hotmochi:
chae
are you really wearing your onesie tomorrow? :((

chaebae:
yeah
why

jendickie:
don't listen to him chae he's on drugs
he just wants to see you in a bikini

chaebae:
wtf

hotmochi:
the fuck is wrong with you people
do I really look like a pervert?
I AM NOT A PERV OKAY

lisathesheep:

hotmochi:
go away lisa
i don't need your useless opinion

jungcock:

hotmochi:

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hotmochi:

jungcock:you mess with her you mess with me

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jungcock:
you mess with her you mess with me

hotmochi:
JUNGKOOK I THOUGHT BROS BEFORE HOES

jungcock:
oh no you didn't
you didn't just call lisa a hoe

hotmochi:
yes I did

lisathesheep:
for the content,
i think jungkook and I are bros

seulgay:
SLAY LISA SLAY

jungcock:
im proud of you 😭

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