"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
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this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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hyunrenebae: im low-key having a concert in my room im home alone so it's okay
seulgay: you're alone?? be there
hotmochi: seulgi I think it's appropriate if you don't talk about your sex life in this GC
seulgay: what the fuck are you talking about cunt
hotmochi: quit being innocent hoe you're going to irene's rn
seulgay: fuck your stupid and green mind we're just going to hang out besides i still haven't moved on from that choi minho encounter so i guess there's still a 1% of my straight ass
hotmochi: why are you even obsessed with that guy he's probably an old man disguised as an adult probably a pedo
seulgay: shut your filthy mouth you small dickhead I've seen him in person shut up
lisathesheep: what concert may I ask? @hyunrenebae
hyunrenebae: big bang
lisathesheep: THE FUCK i know I'm exhausted from the mall BUT BITCH I CAN'T SAY NO TO BIG BANG I'LL RINGA LINGA MY ASS THERE NOW SEE YOU
jungcock: LISA I'LL GO WITH YOU THERE'S G DRAGON I HAVE TO
seulgay: okay see you hoes there later
chaebae: sad I can't come
hotmochi: yea she's going on an official date with me at the amusement park
jendickie: lmao why did you reveal your location those brats would probably spy on you instead like they did to jisoo and jin
chaebae: speaking of jisoo and jin where are they? they've been gone for about two hours now
lisathesheep: oh no what if they're kidnapped
hotmochi: who would even kidnap someone with a face like jin those kidnappers would probably be scared
jungcock: nice one hyung 😂
hyunrenebae: AYO HOMIES BANG BANG BANG
lisathesheep: wHY DID YOU START ALREADY WAIT FOR ME
jungcock: lisa just left me by myself for the second time oh gosh i guess I have to get used to this
hotmochi: yeah you should boyfriend duties
lisathesheep: WAIT WE'RE NOT EVEN OFFICIAL YET WE'VE ONLY WENT TO A DATE TWO TIMES
seulgay: kook do your moves better next time kid
jungcock: okay noona
ttaeng: so jen we've only been on a date
jungcock:
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anyone remember this?
hotmochi: fuck you jungkook
jendickie: OMFG JIMIN'S JUNIOR PHOTO WHEN HE'S AN ESCORT LMAOOOO
seulgay: and screenshot for blackmail use only
ttaeng: rainism is life 😂😭
hyunrenebae: JIMIN GOTTA BE A BAD BOY JIMIN GOTTA BE A BAD BAD BOY HAHAHAHAAH OH MY GOSH
hotmochi: IM HONESTLY DONE WITH MY LIFE
ttaeng: jennieeee when can we go to an official date too like jimin and chae
jendickie: nope you should have an old style of wooing me besides im already wooed just by your voice
ttaeng: ohhh JENNIE WHY ARE YOU SHAKING UP MY HEART WHY ARE YOU SHAKING UP MY HEART 😭
jungcock: hyung stop being dramatic that's a weird pick up line 😂 where did you even get that
ttaeng: idk it just went in my mind besides JENNIE REALLY IS SHAKING MY HEART
seulgay: you act like some high school girl quit it tae it's gross
ttaeng: can i just get that 1% straight Seulgi she's even more nice than you --_--
