"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
CRINGE WARNING:
this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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seulgay: anyone who gives any fuck about what you say can die
Jin Jonas:
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jendickie: forget about jin where are you guys rn
hyunrenebae: im at the cafe rn im craving coffee again
lisathesheep: me too :(
ttaeng: when did you even 'not crave' anything? you always crave for something every day
seulgay: yeah she's like a pregnant woman but not actually pregnant
agust: what
seulgay: what
chaebae: guys I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
hotmochi: ?? what is it boo?
jisuck: is there a problem?
jendickie: uh huh do i have to turkey blast a bitch?
jungcock: dude what even is a turkey blast
jendickie: you don't know anything kid
agust: y'all just shut the hell up and let chae speak
chaebae: so as i was saying that special announcement ;)
lisathesheep: cUt tO tHe pOinT AlreAdY
chaebae: geez be patient my important announcement is, i'm going to be a singer!!
jendickie: wait what? are you serious??
chaebae: yes! well, not exactly i was looking for a job frequently and then i saw this resto bar needing a singer so i guess why not? i can sing and earn money at the same time 😤
jungcock: ur lucky :((
Jin Jonas: at least she uses money for important things jungkook all you do is waste your money on stupid figurines and games
jungcock: shut up hyung all you do is fanboy about that stupid mario things and pink shits how you think bout that?
Jin Jonas: fine you win this time, kid but not next time 😶
hotmochi: chae I'm so proud of you im a proud boyfriend 😭
lisathesheep: sounds good alright I'm gonna support you boo ♡
