Levi X Eren (Attack on Titan)

Saturday (Part 5)

The last thing I wanted was to think about Levi.

"Levi's a....guy." i said. I didn't want to lie, even if he did lie about him loving me.

"Oh." was all the blonde could manage to say.

"Yeah and I really need to go." i said while getting up. "See you when I see you."

As I was walking away I could hear him lightly say "Do ya'll go out?"

Should I ignore it or what?

I stopped  in the middle of my tracks, but then continued to walk away. I chose to ignore.

It wasn't any of his business. I could do whatever I please.

Levi's house is at least 40 minutes away now. And I am not taking a cab.

It's pretty dark. My house is at least 10 minutes away...maybe I should go to my house and call it a day.

I'm like...really tired.

I should at least text Levi. Nahh calling would be better, all i have to do is ignore the fact that he kissed me. I could feel my cheeks getting hot, but i'm not falling for him. Never in a million years.

I went to my contacts so i could call Levi. I'm pretty nervous.

In less than 5 seconds Levi picks up.

"Hello?" he answers. I'm just dying to be right next to him right now.

"U-umm Levi? This is Eren..." ughh. I screwed up already.

"Oh, Eren! Where are you? It's really late." he said. Awwhhh!! He was worried about me. That's so cute.

"It's not even that late. It's only 7:37," I said "Yeahh...I'm pretty far from your house and Imma crash at my place for the night."

"Where are you at?"

"I'm already at my house. I'm just looking for my key I always hide under my mat." I said. Turns out my house was closer than I thought. I've always been bad at estimating. Good with numbers...but bad at estimating.

"I'll go over there right now, where do you live?" he asked.

"It doesn't matter. It's too far away." I said. I don't want him to come all this way for me. I feel bad when people do thing's especially for me.

I also don't like it when people buy me things, It makes me feel bad about myself. It makes me feel like I'm not capable of doing anything on my own, I hate that feeling. But that has nothing to do with anything that's happening right now. (This is my true opinion btw. XD)

"Are you sure?" he said.

"Yess. I'm sure." I replied.

About 2 minutes had passed and neither of us said anything. I felt sad not being with Levi and sleeping in the same room as him. I'm like...feeling really depressed.

You know what always makes me happy? Jokes.

Jokes always make me happy. They never fail to make me smile. It doesn't matter what kind of joke it is, I love them. Especially the corny ones. But not knock-knock jokes. Those are stupid. (I really like jokes! XD)

"Hey Levi?" I said without even thinking.

"What?" he said. I could tell he wasn't happy about me not being there with him, but he'll survive.

"Tell me a joke." I said. Holy shit I wasn't even thinking. But I wonder what joke he would tell me, one he picked especially for me. One he would think would make me laugh.

"A joke?" he asked. He was obviously confused. I wouldn't blame him.

"Yeah. I love jokes." I said.

"Yeahh..but what kind?" he asked.

"No knock-knock jokes. I hate those."

"Okay...?" he said. it

I waited. Did he not know any jokes?

"Okay I got one!" he said. Maybe he was a little too excited about this.

"Okay, I'm all ears."

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?" he asked.

"I don't know, what?" I asked.

"you can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna." I could obviously tell he was smiling.

I started to laugh. I'm pretty sure he could hear me.

Wait! What about the glue?

"What about the glue?" I asked

"I knew you'd get stuck there."  he said.

"Holy Shit!! That's the best joke ever!." I said.

"I got it from google. It's not anything special." he responded.

"Got another one?" I asked.

"Election and Erection are spelled almost exactly the same. They both mean the same thing too. A dick rising to power." he said.

I started laughing and laughing not knowing when I would stop. After I was done Levi had asked me why I wanted to hear a joke. I told him how they make me happy, but not that I was sad.

Well...now I'm happy.

Me and Levi talked for a long time, but I told him I was going to get some rest. Since I was sleepy.

"Aye Levi, I think imma go to sleep" I said. I didn't want to end the conversation.

"Okay...well get some rest. G'night." he said.

"Awww." I said sadly.

"What?" he asked.

"Nothing." I said stubbornly. How could you forget.

"Tell me."

"It's just...no goodnight kiss?" i said, clearly not thinking. "G'night!" I said and hung up.

I went to my room to lay down, I was asleep before I knew it.

[Author's Note]

Ayye. I'm in such a good mood today and I finally had time to work on my story.

Thanks for voting on my story. T-T It means a lot.

I think the jokes got me in a good mood.

I was feeling a little low today...since i saw my brother who I haven't even see in months and the one and only thing he tells me is... "Is coco still alive?"Like what the fuck bruh!! Why the fuck would you want to know if the fucking dog you've always hated is alive!!?

Hello!! I haven't seen you in an ass load of time. And you say that! What the fuck is wrong with you!?

Anyways...

I'm also like REALLY happy because

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS RACHET ASS PLACE THAT I LIVE IN HAS A STARBUCKS!! (: I am beyond happy.

And It's not even that far away from me.

Anyways thanks for reading and don't forget to vote!! Bye! Have a good day/night. (Whenever your reading this.)

[End of Author's Note]