Apartments - (Levi x Reader) [actually completed now]

Leotards on Leopards

It's September 6th and I haven't heard back from Levi. He's being extra, like he usually is. I'll have to visit him soon.
       It's 4:26pm and Hanji went out to hang with Mikasa and Sasha. She said it was a "girl's night." What a liar. They're probably gonna gossip about Levi and me. Discuss when we're gonna do the do. I gag at the thought.
       So I'm sitting on the couch, phone in hand with the TV on playing Modern Family. What a funny show. Enjoyable? Indeed.

Wtf?

I'm so weird. Whatever. Maybe I'll go do the dishes. Hmmm, yeah.
       Setting my phone down, I head to the kitchen and grab a sponge and detergent. Levi's is influenced me a lot. We both have dishwashers yet we prefer to hand-wash our dishes.
Hanji's nasty bowls are at the top of the sink so I wash them first. When I'm done with that, I move onto the cups and then finish with the silverware. Sighing, I put everything away and wash my hands.
There's a Modern Family marathon going on so I sit back down to watch it. Jeez, how boring things are right now. Then I wonder how Levi's doing. I decide to text him again.

Me
Hiiiiii
Delivered 4:38

Levi
What
Delivered 4:41

Me
Let's taalllkk
Delivered 4:41

Levi
I'm at my job
Delivered 4:42

Me
What job??
Delivered 4:43

Levi
I got a job
Delivered 4:45

Me
What? When?!
Delivered 4:46

Levi
Today
Delivered 4:48

Me
Is that so? What's your job?
Delivered 4:49

Levi
I clean rental houses in a neighborhood
Delivered 4:53

Me
O dang. Could I get that job?
Delivered 4:54

Levi
Tch. Shut up, brat. I'm at work.
Delivered 4:55

Me
How rude
Delivered 4:56

Me
Levi I'm sorry come baaacckk
Delivered 4:59

Me
Leeevviiii
Delivered 5:03

Sighing, I ultimately give up on texting Levi. But what am I supposed to do? Maybe I could call some other friends over. That is, if they aren't busy.
Maybe I could go to the pool.
Hmmm, but it's kinda shady when I don't bring someone with me. I'm not sure know if I feel like getting kidnapped today.

...

Nahh, I don't.

So for about the next hour, I just watch Modern Family. After this really funny episode ends, I decide to watch GameGrumps. They're super funny, too.
       Ooooh the blueberries!! Jumping up and running to the fridge, I grab the box and wash all of them at once. After I'm certain they're clean enough, I flick one into my mouth. Aahhh, so nice.
       Do aliens eat blueberries? Hmm, probably not. They wouldn't want our peasant food. They most likely have some advanced food that always tastes like the alien's favorite delicacy or something.
       Why am I thinking about this right now?
       Within a few minutes, I'm already done with the box. Aww, POOEY. That sucks.
       Once I throw the box away and wash my hands, I check my phone for any messages. Sadly, there are none.

Pooey.

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