Matt was a vampire again. He was floating through the house. Looking for someone's blood. He stopped at Tom's room and was about to go in when this happened.
"Oh god Tord harder." He heard Tom moan.
He did not want to walk in on that.
So he went to the couch. And Edd was sitting there drinking a cola.
The vampire slowly approached Edd.
Edd turned around.
"Hey Matt." Edd said.
Matt just waved.
"Well, did you want something?" Edd asked.
Matt bit his lip.
"Oh Tom said to stay out of his room. He's with Tord." Edd said wiggling his eyebrows.
"Yeah I heard." Matt said blushing, "Anyway I'm just seeing what everyone was doing. Just being good old Matt."
"Oh okay." Edd said turning back around.
He was watching The Children and was distracted.
Matt put his lips on Edd's neck. His fangs sunk into his neck.
"Oh Matt." Edd panted.
Matt's eyes widened and he pulled away leaving blood to drop down from the two fang wounds in Edd's neck.
"I-I didn't know you were interested." Matt stuttered.
Edd was blushing. The vampire blushed also.
"Did we miss something?" A Norwegian accent said.
"No!" Both Edd and Matt yelled.
The norski just shrugged.
Tom looked like he'd just woken up from a hangover.
"Aw Tord you broke Tom. What are we going to do now?" Edd asked.
"I didn't break him. I fucked him like the bitch he was." Tord explained, "now he's mine."
Tord finally noticed the blood leaking out of Edd's neck.
"And it seems our vampire friend has done something to you. Maybe made you a vampire." Tord slyly said.
"Get out. Go fuck Tom again." Edd growled.
"With Pleasure."Tord said grabbing Tom.
"Wait Edd help!" Tom pleaded.
"Sorry Thomas we aren't all lucky like you." Edd said.
"I don't even know what that means!" Tom said before being dragged back into his room.
Edd smiled and looked at Matt. Matt looked sad.
"What's wrong Matt?" Edd asked.
"I feel bad. I just can't control my urges and I bite my friends. I'm sorry." Matt said.
He put his head down and floated away.
"M-Matt." Edd said.
Matt turned around.
"I'd like to go on a date with you." Edd said.
Matt blushed.
And so that is how Edd and Matt got together.
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Tordtom oneshots
FanfictionTom and Tord oneshots. This is my first oneshot so dont judge. I mostly do TordTom. I will do TomTord. I only ship the characters. You know what. Just read it. I can't explain anything. I tired to explain something today and it just lead to...
