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Monster party

YOUTUBES KNOWS WHERE I LIVE!!!! AHHHHHHHH!

Matt and Tom were sitting on the couch. All of a sudden a fire wall appears in front of them.
"Tooooooorrrrd," Tom groaned.
"Would you accompany me to the monster world for the greatest dance of the century?" The horned devil asked.
"I left for a reason. Why would I go back?" Tom argued.
Matt was now starring at the two.
"What's the monster world?" The ginger asked.
Tord finally noticed the narcissist.
"Oh. It's just where me and Tom are from. Nowhere important. But Thomas. We'll have a lot of fun~." Tord put emphasis on the word fun for a reason.
This was the dance where most or all monsters get a mate.
"No. I don't wanna." Ton whined.
"Come on baby. You know it I know it." Tord started.
"No. You'll have to do it right here. I'm not going anywhere with you." Tom said getting up and walking to his room.
"Come on Thomas! You can't blame me for that!" Tord yelled down the hall.
Tord plopped himself on the couch.
"Hey. Edd's been trying to go out with Tom for months. He won't budge." Matt said.
"That's because I'm his boyfriend." Tord hissed.
Matt looked at the demon.
"Really?"
Tord nodded.
Matt started to laugh.
"Tom has lived with us since we got out of high school and never once told us he had a boyfriend. No offense." Matt giggled.
"I kinda almost killed him. He almost killed me. We called it even and had sex." Tord explained.
"There are more details than just that!" Tom yelled from his room.
"I love you too sweetheart!" Tord yelled back.
"Oh." Matt said slyly, "so he's not a virgin like he said he was."
"Tom thinks he can come to another dimension and say whatever the hell he wants. That's why I love the guy." Tord said.
"Anyway. What's this dance about? Is it that important?" Matt asked.
"Yeah. A bunch of monsters get together, get drunk, claim each other." Tord explained.
Tom stormed out of his room and looked at Tord.
"You're doing that on purpose." Tom growled.
"What if I am. What are you gonna do sweetheart?" Tord teased.
"Fight me."
"No."
"Fine. If you win I'll go with you to that stupid party."
"Oh la la. What if you win hun?" Tord said resting his head on his hand.
"We stay here. I'll still let you claim me, but skip out on the whole experience of basically prom."
"Okay." Tord said.
Tord turned half demon and Tom turned half monster.
Imagine the fight scene.  I can't write that.
Tord pinned Tom to the floor.
"So baby.  Where are we going?" Tord asked.
Tord bucked his hips causing Tom to tense up.
"Monster world." Tom answer.
"Ok.  Want to stop by your parents and explain to them how they went wrong?" Tord asked.
"What they didn't do anything wrong!" Tom exclaimed.
"They let me be your boyfriend." Tord said.
Tom gave a blank face.
"Okay.  You're right."
Tord helped Tom up and teleported both of them to the monster world.
First they went to Tom's house.
"Why hello there." Tord said.
"Are you here to ask about claiming Tom.  Because it's no." Tom's dad answered.
"I was gonna do that either way." Tord laughed and teleported away.
At the party.
There was every type of monster at the party.  Tom held onto Tord so he wouldn't be picked up by someone else.  Tord of course had an iron grip on Tom.
Tord got really aggressive if someone took Tom away from him. It would usually lead to a bloody corpse on the floor. That's why Tom hasn't gone out with anyone in the human realm.
"I wonder were Edd went? Tord?" Tom asked.
"Tom I cant sense other beings in other realms. Only in the one we're in." Tord answered.
"Okay then. I just wanted to make sure he got home safely. Matt said he wanted to tell him something so."
Tord nodded.
"I get it honey. Also if we would have stayed at your roommates house I could tell you'd have some explaining to do." Tord laughed.
After about two hours the monsters started to pair off and go to the others house.
"We should go to." Tom said.
"In a bit. My sister hasn't left my house yet." Tord said.
"Why does your sister live with you?"
"Demons get kicked out of our homes at like 18. She's just there until she gets a place and she was supposed to leave 30 minutes ago. She knows what tonight is." Tord growled.
"You do know you can claim me anytime you want right?"
Tord nods.
He looked at his phone again.
"We can leave now."
Tord teleported both of them to his house.
"So. How do we do this?" Tom asked blushing.
"Any way you want.  You're the bottom." Tord said rubbing the back of his neck.
"Alright then...  Maybe you do your thing and I'll see if I like what you're putting down." Tom said push himself on Tord and messing around with his hoodie. 
Tord smiles and pulled Tom to the couch.
Tord started to kiss around Tom's neck.
They were just little kisses.
"Are you still as sensitive as you were in high school huh?" Tord asked.
"N-No." Tom stuttered.
"Sure sure."
Soon Tord was sucking on Tom's neck.
Tom moaned under his breath a little.
Finally Tord bit down on Tom's spot and it made him gasp. Tord bit down claiming the monster.
"Tord." Tom moaned under his breath.
Tord pulled away from Tom and cuddled up next to him.
"Hey." Tom growled.
"What?" Tord asked.
"Aren't you going to um?" Tom started.
"Continue?" Tord finished.
Tom nodded.
"Eh. No.  You need to get home.  Your phone." Tord said pointing to Tom's front pocket.
"Uh What were you doing feeling around down there huh?" Tom asked.
Tord smiled.
"What can I say hun.  I'm a demon." Tord said with a smirk. 
Tom giggled.
Tom grabbed Tord's hand and dragged him closer to him.
"Thomas you bad boy." Tord said laying over Tom.
Tom pulled Tord's head into a kiss.  That turned into them making out and groping each other.
Tom started to pull on Tord's hoodie.
"No. No Thomas what did I say. Holy shit." Tord said as Tom put his hand in Tord's pants.
"I need to get you home before you ah holy Thomas~." Tord moaned.
"Wait a second. Do. Do you touch yourself and think of me?" Tom asked.
"Uh. Well. Yes." Tord answered awkwardly.
"I think I should get home." Tom said pulling away from Tord.
"Okay. I'll take you home."
Tord got up and teleported to the front door of Tom's house.
Tom walked inside and was bombarded by Edd.
"Where were you you alcoholic bastard? Matt told me you went somewhere for a bit but you didn't come back. I was so worried. Were you drinking?" Edd asked.
"Edd I'm fine. I was just out with an old friend." Tom said motioning to the door.
Tord waved.
"You were out with him." Edd said.
"I should go home. Nice to see you again Thomas. Maybe we can meet up again." Tord said.
"Wait you can stay a bit." Tom said quickly.
"Well that all depends on how your roommates deal with sex jokes and gay people." Tord laughed.
"Tord. You are a butt." Tom said.
"I have no problem with it come on in." Edd said and Tord walked in ignoring Tom.
"So how long have you known Tom?" Matt asked.
"Since we were like 2. Our moms were like best friends." Tord answered.
"Yeah they always dressed us up for Halloween in matching costumes. Like a demon and angel or monster and wait. Never mind." Tom said
"Were you thinking of the Halloween we dressed up as hm and hm?" Tord asked.
Tom nodded.
"So you were that close. We have trouble getting Tom to even go out for Halloween." Edd said disappointed.
"Oh. I just it's not like I like Tord better than you guys it's because he was my boyfriend. We're still great friends, but it was kinda our thing." Tom said turning his head.
"How did you break up?" Matt asked.
"Matt stop being rude." Edd scolded.
"Na it's fine. We kinda wanted different things. I wanted to destroy and kill everyone who crossed or hurt Tom's feelings and Tom wanted that not to happen." Tord laughed.
"Tell me he's joking." Edd said looking at Tom.
"Eh no." Tom explains, "it was a sweet thing to do, but decapitating John Stanly was kinda overboard."
"Tom. He literally tried to fuck you. He tied you up and almost had sex with you. I was just making that not happen." Tord said.
"Then you proceeded to try and fuck me." Tom smiled.
Tord laughed.
"You two have that thing couples do. You know the laugh and cute stories and moments." Edd sighed.
"Then Tom moved away.  I was upset.  He left me with a child and everything." Tord whined.
Tom started to giggle. 
Edd and Matt looked at Tord. 
"Thomas.  Why?" Tord cried.
Tom couldn't hold back his laughter. 
"Thomas!  You were supposed to go along with it."
"I'm sorry.  It's just the thought of you settling down with someone is funny." Tom laughed.
"I would have with you.  Wait did we officially brake up or did you move away still dating me?" Tord asked.
"Remember the fight we had.  Yeah.  That was the end of it." Tom said remembering Tord trying to protect him and almost killing him in the process, but Tom almost killed Tord.
Then the following that Tord fucked Tom under the bleachers. That was a fantastic day.
"Oh yeah I remember it. The bleachers. The bullies. My di-." Tord was about to say when Tom cut him off.
"Your dinner was ready so you had to go home. Remember."Tom corrected.
"I feel like you're hiding something Tom. Did you guys get back together?" Edd asked.
He was a little disappointed, but if Tom loved another guy then Tom loved another guy.
"Fine. We didn't break up. We did but then immediately got back together. Like our relationship was homicidal. Like anyone who did anything Tord disposed of them. I know you killed them. Anyway, we kinda almost killed each other. Then we broke up. Then we had sex under the bleachers. A few days later I was fed up with my parents telling me Tord was toxic and never loved me so I ran away. I came here and that's where we're at." Tom said rubbing his arm.
"How did he get away with murder?" Edd asked.
"Well where we're from it's okay to kill other people who want to breed with your mate or future mate. Humans are annoying. Like murder is illegal my ass." Tord growled.
"Oh yeah Tord's a demon." Tom said.
"Oh. Okay. Why were you out with a demon?" Edd asked.
"I wanted to fuck him, but he said no so we came back here. I'm telling you Tom. You ever need anything done call me. But you can really move back to the monster dimension. It's poppin." Tord said with a smirk.
"Okay. I'm going to banish you before you say anything else. Bye." Tom said.
"Thomas. I swear. If you don't-." Tord was cut off by Tom kissing him.
"Bye. Goodbye demon." Tom said.
Tord disappeared back to his home.
"So. You're not a virgin. And you're not from this dimension. And you're boyfriend is a demon. Did I miss anything?" Edd asked.
"No. Oh wait. I'm a monster if that helps your case." Tom said walking to his room.
Edd sighed and looked at Matt.
"Matt. Will you go on a date with me?" Edd asked.