Ask or dare John Laurens

dare 55

AlinaPalmer: Laf you're a woman for the day you're also handcuffed to Burr until you're a male

Laf is now a woman.

Lafayette: merde. Guess I'm a woman know.

Naomi: uncle Laf.. is auntie Laf?

Lafayette turned to the small voice. He- she lifted the little toddler up in her arms.

Lafayette: uh oui, but only for ze day.

Naomi looked puzzled, then Thomas burst into the room.

Thomas: Gilbert! Where's John?! I said some things I regret and- why are you wearing a skirt?

Lafayette looked down and, just as Jefferson said, he was wearing a skirt.

Lafayette: I can not remember putting a skirt on...

Author: nah, that's cuz I did it with my author magic!

The author says as she keeps Angeliza away from the fire.

Author: also, look at your chest.

Laf did as he was told, and to his surprise, he had breasts.

Lafayette: 'ow ze hell?!

Author: like I said; AUTHOR MAGIC!!!!

The author snapped her fingers and disappeared.

Thomas: who the heck names their kid Author? Anyways, where is John?!

Lafayette: he-

Thomas: they want to be called they or them.

Lafayette: okay. They are at a hotel somewhere in town with a friend.

Lafayette covered her mouth when she heard those words escape her lips. So much for promising John.

Thomas: my God! I'M COMING, LOVE!!!

And he was out of the room.

Lafayette: dios mio. Wait- that wasn't French. Why did I say that?

Hercules: hey, are you Gil's sister or something? You're pretty, but I still like your brother better.

Lafayette: Herc, mon amour, it's me. Somehow, I'm a female for the day.

Hercules: oh. You wanna have sex? I always wanted to try sex with a woman.

Lafayette: okay mon chéri, it might be fun to do it as a woman.