Ask or dare John Laurens

dare 48

Lams4lifebruh: I dare anyone to yell the floor is lava at the worst time possible

Washingdad: I suppose I'll do that. I've already read the dare, so it's the easiest. 

Washingdad walks to the garden where everyone was having a fun time. Most guys where playing football- I'm sorry: soccer, and the girls, John and the twins where drawing in a coloring book. Washingdad sighs.

Washingdad: EVERYONE, I have something important to say.

Everyone looks at him and an evil smirk appears on his lips. He clears his throat.

Washingdad: THE FLOOR (ground) IS LAVA!!!!!

All eyes widened. Jefferson, Madison and Lafayette climbed up a tree, the Schuyler sisters and Naomi stood on chairs, Hercules and Angeliza crawled on the wall and John, Alex and Laf jumped in the pool.

Alexander: SHIT! I CAN'T FUCKING SWIM!!!!!

John: really Alexander? You can't swim?? You're 25! And you lived on a damn island!!

Lafayette: I'm embarrassed by you, mom Ami.

Washingdad and the author laughed their butts off as John and Laf tried to help Alex, but he just kinda drowned them.