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«Adding a Kiss Can't Hurt » || Kuroo Tetsurō x Reader

PREFACE: This oneshot is really bad, but it's on purpose. You'll understand once you get to the end.

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"Why is love so complicated? Why is status so important? Why does the name {L/N} limit me so much? This is what keeps me up at night. Why does my family have to be so wealthy, and why is being a {L/N} so important? This handsome guy kissed me yesterday, and being with him is a sin. Great." {F/N} asked herself this afternoon, in the presence of her supposed sister.

"Go ask his name, and if he's married," She had asked her, but the sister looked hesitant in replying.

"His name is Tetsurō, and a Kuroo; the only son of your great enemy."

{F/N} hated to hear this and went straight to her room, refusing to leave until after dawn.

She had opened the doors to her balcony and set foot on it, overlooking the garden and the trampoline that had yet to be put up on the property itself. "Oh Tetsurō, Tetsurō! Why's that got to be your name? Seriously, couldn't your parents have come up with something better?"

The boy in question, who had been overhearing her from underneath her balcony, muttered to himself. "It's not like {F/N}'s any better, princess..."

"It's just the 'Kuroo' part that's making this so hard for us. You'd still be you, even if you had a different name. It's not like a name changes an attitude or something. We wouldn't have to sneak around like this otherwise."

Tetsurō was getting tired of listening to her rambling to herself and cleared his throat, before looking up to speak to her. "I can just change it, you know?"

He grabbed an old passport from his bag and crossed out his name, scribbling down something else and showed it to her, even though it was too dark to see. "See?"

{F/N} jumped at the sudden voice, before rolling her eyes. "Who are you, and what are you doing in my garden? This is a private property and you just listened to my problems."

She stayed silent for a little while, before chuckling and continuing. "Thanks, I guess."

Tetsurō smirked, "No problem, princess. Can't really tell you who I am, though. You just made me change my name."

The girl smiled when realizing who stood underneath her balcony, recognizing that attitude anywhere. "Aren't you Tetsurō and aren't you my enemy, or something?"

"I'm neither if you don't like them."

"How did you get here, anyways?"

Tetsurō looked back and pointed at the trampoline, shrugging his shoulders. "Wasn't that hard. You should really move that trampoline. Oh, and security sounds like a good idea."

She stifled a laugh before looking down at him again, still smiling as she leaned over the railing. "I get it, Smarty-Pants. Do you love me?"

"Of course. Why else would I have kissed you like I did yesterday?"

"I don't know, alcohol or something."

The boy rolled his eyes, "Do I look like the type to get drunk?"

{F/N} laughed again, "Yes. Hey, shouldn't you get going? It's like, midnight, your parents must be looking for you."

"{F/N}, I'm an adult. Besides, I wasn't planning on leaving without a kiss."

{F/N} tapped her chin as she pondered, deciding on whether to give him what he asked for. "And how did you plan on fetching that?"

Tetsurō turned back to the trampoline, "I can just move that. I'm a man, I can do that."

"Mhm, suuure you can."

"Is that a challenge?"

"Maybe."

The boy put his bag down before pushing his sleeves up, a smirk dancing on his lips as he left to move the trampoline. It took him longer than wanted, but he managed to get it where he needed it.

"Let's see how high you can jump," {F/N} mused, "Let's see how manly you really are."

Tetsurō climbed onto the trampoline and began jumping, taking a few jumps to get to the needed height, before jumping over the railing and standing face to face with his beloved {F/N}.

"Now I can get my kiss, right?" The smirk seemed to never leave his face.

"You being here is against the rules. Adding a kiss can't hurt."

She stood on the tips of her toes and pecked his lips, which left the boy unsatisfied. He went in for another kiss and deepened it, leaning against the railing but ending up going straight through it.

A loud crash was heard, and the surrounding crowd jumped from their seats in order to help the two teens who had fallen down the fake balcony, calling for the school doctors as soon as they realized {F/N} had passed out after the fall.

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"That play was horrible," {Friend} mentioned the moment {F/N} woke up, before showing a small smile. "Are you okay, though? You fell and hit your head pretty hard."

{F/N} slowly sat up straight as she held on to her head, a headache settling in when she tried to look around the room. "What happened?"

{Friend} sighed, "You guys were doing the balcony kissing scene, but the railing broke as soon as you guys leaned against it. You were lucky enough to land on the trampoline, but you still fell pretty hard."

{F/N} continued to look around and found her boyfriend sitting in the corner of the room, to who she then rolled her eyes. "I told you that that railing wouldn't hold us..."

Tetsurō grinned sheepishly before leaving the chair, sitting down on the girl's bed and kissing her forehead. "But who could resist kissing you? And it wasn't like you resisted kissing me either."

{Friend} got up and faked a gag, before walking to the door and getting ready to leave. "You two are gross."

{F/N} sighed, but couldn't help but laugh afterwards. "Listen to me next time, okay? You should make it up to me by kissing me."

Tetsurō rolled his eyes before smirking, quoting abline from their horrible play earlier before leaning in. "Adding a kiss can't hurt."

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This was so horrible it makes me laugh, and not in a good way. A Romeo & Juliet!AU was requested for Kuroo ages ago and I can't find the comment anymore, (which is because it was a DM, ohmygod me get your crap together. Thank you @vylad-sama for requesting this, and I hope it was somewhat to your liking D;). Uhhh... Hope you, uh, enjoyed. Please don't stop reading my work because of this one, hahaha