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« Butt or Boobs? » || Bokuto Kōtarō x Reader

Allow me to explain. I was reading @cetacean 's Akaashi one-shot and then AKAakaashi and I got into a conversation about whether Bokuto would be a butt or boobs type of guy, and well... This happened.

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Bokuto and {F/N} had known each other for quite some time now, and because of that, the two shared basically everything with each other. They would often ask random questions and wouldn't be ashamed at all, which always had bystanders wondering.

Today was one of those days, and it didn't surprise Bokuto that {F/N} had a question to ask – but this wasn't just an ordinary weird question.

"Ne, Kō, are you a butt or boobs kind of guy?"

The captain took a step back and didn't really know what to respond with, but they made a promise to answer every question truthfully, even if it became awkward. "Ohoho?"

"Oi, we made a deal. Now answer me."

A big smirk covered Bokuto's lips as he left her in suspense a little while longer, trying to find the best way to answer his friend without making it too easy. "Why d'you wanna know?"

{F/N}'s face heated up as she puffed her cheeks, crossing her arms as she averted her gaze from the male in front of her. "No reason..."

Bokuto wasn't going to let go of it so soon, but he did promise her an answer. Going against his word would just be rude. "It's a good butt or nothing, I guess."

{F/N} smiled nervously and grabbed her coat, swinging it over her shoulder as she walked to the door and waved a rushed goodbye. "See you tomorrow!"

The door slammed shut and left the captain behind with a tilted head, unaware of what sort of question he just answered.

~•~

"{F/N}, what was so important that you needed me immediately?" Akaashi asked, standing in the midst of the girl's room after being drenched by the rain.

{F/N} shook her head and finger, "I didn't say I needed you immediately."

The setter grabbed his phone and cleared his throat, starting to read aloud the text she sent him about fifteen minutes beforehand. "Need help. Urgent question. Come over ASAP or I'll die."

"Okay, maybe it's not as urgent as I made it out to be but I already offered you a shirt!"

The boy rolled his eyes as he ran the towel he had through his hair, waiting for his friend to drop her so called 'urgent' question.

"Is my butt big to you?"

She turned around and peeked at it over her shoulder, not failing to catch the mental facepalm Akaashi gave himself.

"You made me come through the rain because you wondered about the size of your bottom?"

{F/N} tried defending herself but only ended up ratting herself out in the process, "Bokuto likes a nice butt, okay?!"

Akaashi showed a tiny smirk and nodded his head knowingly, tossing the wet towel away and shifting his weight to one side. "Ah, so this is about Bokuto-san. Figured as much."

"You're not helping?!"

Akaashi sighed and shook his head, silently telling her he'd do whatever he could and was ready to leave, saying one last thing before he closed the door. Albeit a whisper, {F/N} didn't fail to miss it. "Next time she has a problem, I'm staying at home."

~•~

The next day, {F/N} and Bokuto met up once again. They settled on watching a movie, like they did every Saturday evening, but the air around the two was different.

Bokuto had a hard time figuring out what was bothering {F/N}, but it seemed to become clearer to him as soon as he found her subconsciously checking out her behind from time to time.

Without thinking, he blurted out something he wasn't supposed to share – something he wanted to save until later. "Ah, so Akaashi wasn't faking it after all!"

{F/N}'s eyes widened and resulted in her stuttering, "W-Wha-What did Akaashi tell you?!"

The captain realized he messed up and covered his lips, but he was a terrible liar. Even if he tried, {F/N} would see straight through him. "He didn't really tell me anything..."

"Then what did he do?!"

"He called me right before he went to your house and let me listen to the entire conversation..."

"You said what now."

"B-But that's fine! At least now I know that you've fallen for one of the greatest aces, hey hey hey!"

{F/N} was at a genuine loss for words and felt somewhat betrayed by Akaashi, but more importantly, the fact that she now knew that Bokuto saw nothing in her.

"W-Well, that's wonderful..." She stuttered, before walking to the door and grabbing her coat. "I'll see you at school then, I guess."

"Wait, where are you going? We were about to finish this movie..."

"Home."

Bokuto scrunched his brows and grabbed the girl's wrist before pinning her against the wall, connecting his lips with hers and feeling her stiffen in surprise.

When he pulled back, the shock written on the {H/C} haired teen was beyond normal. She couldn't do anything but stutter meaningless words, to which the ace couldn't say he didn't find it cute.

"Y-You... You like... Me?"

Bokuto nodded his head with a stupid grin on his face, before grabbing her hand and seating the two of them back on the sofa. "Of course I do! Who else would I invite here about five times a week?"

He wrapped his arm around her shoulder and pulled her closer, laughing at the fact that she became extremely flustered when doing so and soon resting his chin on the top of her head.

When she felt safe, {F/N} showed a soft smile and nestled her head against his body. "I love you, Kō..."

"I love you too. And your butt as well."

"Let's leave my butt out of this please, you just ruined the moment."

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I'm not the biggest fan of Bokuto myself so I don't know what happened here, but a request is a request and I wanted to get it done. I'm sorry that it wasn't really fluffy and sucked @-Browl- ! Hope you guys could still somewhat enjoy this c: