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« Get Out. » || Daishō Suguru x Reader x Kuroo Tetsurō

If you haven't read the manga, you probably have no idea who Daishō even is. I do use a little bit of their conversation, but there shouldn't be any spoilers!

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{F/N} rolled her eyes as she sat on her bed, both her arms held in a tight grip by two teens.

It happened every time and she wasn't surprised anymore – but when they asked her who she liked better, she was at a loss for words.

A cat and a snake, filled with similarities yet both so different.

Both of them had the same age, both of them were smart, both of them played volleyball – heck, both of them were captains and provocative as hell.

But where Kuroo was more honest, Daishō was extremely sneaky. But where Daishō thinks about grabbing a book and studying for a test, Kuroo would rather toss the idea aside and watch a movie.

Of course, these aren't things to necessarily take into consideration for the asked question – but these things had grabbed {F/N}'s attention over time.

"It's obvious that {F/N} likes me more," Kuroo stated, hugging the girl's arm a little tighter. "I look so much better than you."

"You do realize your hair doesn't count towards your height, right?"

"At least my girlfriend didn't dump me."

"Wha- How did you- I-I dumped her sorry ass!"

{F/N} shook her head with a sigh, "Daishō, stop lying. Kuroo, shut up. Now both of you, let me go."

The two teens growled but eyed each other, surprised they were on the same page about one thing. "No."

{F/N} shrugged her shoulders, "Okay, that's totally fine, but it won't be my fault if your clothes are stained in red."

The two instantly let go and watched her skip to the doorframe, a taunting smile on her face. "I was on my period a week ago, idiots."

She continued to make her way out of her room and went down the stairs, followed by the snake and cat who weren't able to be alone for just a second.

"But seriously, {F/N}, who of us two is the most attractive?" Kuroo asked, to which {F/N} raised a brow. "Oh? Changing the question now? Seems like someone's desperate~"

Daishō snickered at the girl's reply and started his search for food in her cabinets, to which Kuroo instantly had to retort. "See, told you he's a snake. Being all nice and then stealing your food right under your nose."

The targeted male turned around with a twitching brow, getting ready to fire right back. "That is in fact something a loser would say."

"I beat your ass in volleyball!"

"C-C-Can we not bring that up?"

{F/N} sat down on a chair near the kitchen table and banged her head on it, unintentionally grabbing the males' attention.

"See? Your stupidity is affecting {F/N}."

"I'm a class higher than you."

And now it was {F/N}'s time to yell. "And now both of you are gonna shut the fuck up before I slam my head through the table!"

Daishō tilted his head, "So vulgar all of a sudden..."

"I know, right?!"

A twitch appeared in the girl's eyebrow as she grabbed a knife from the kitchen drawer, pointing at both of them. "Your entire game is based around 'being nice and sneaky', so you have no damn right to talk. And Kuroo, wipe that grin off of your face before I freaking cut it off."

She turned around to cut the fruit from the fruit bowl and was relieved when the two shut up, but that silence didn't last very long.

"Speaking about cutting, you should cut your hair. It really doesn't count towards your height. You're on the wrong side of 180, aren't you?"

"I'm on the right side of 180, thank you very much. Not that you would know what that feels like."

The sound of {F/N} slamming her knife against the cutting board had them shut up yet again, but that wasn't enough for her. "One more provocative word and both of you can get out of my house."

Both the teens smirked and crossed their arms, leaning against a wall as they looked at her. "Fiesty, huh?"

"Get out."

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I just thought this had to be done. Hope you enjoyed!