Why Would It Be Me?

Sixty Four

(Group chat)

Allybear (11:40am)
People, which one of you used my shampoo last night???

Kordei (11:42am)
Why would anyone?

Allybear (11:44am)
Someone fucking has!

DMac (11:45am)
You need to chill

Allybear (11:47am)
I don't need to chill, I'm chilled, now admit it

Kordei (11:50am)
You used it Ally, you made some weird tiny bath

Allybear (11:52am)
Excuse me?

Mila (11:54am)
You made a bath for ants, bc ur cray

Allybear (11:56am)
Can they swim? Oh god forgive me

Kordei (11:58am)
So yes chill

Mila (12:01pm)
You know what they say, no need to run around like a feetless chicken

Jauren (12:03pm)
You mean a headless chicken, right?

Mila (12:05pm)
Don't be stupid Lo, how is a chicken suppose to run around with no head?

Jauren (12:07pm)
How is it suppose to run with no feet?

Mila (12:08)
Idk Lauren! I'm not the fucking chicken, why are you asking me all these questions?!?!

Dmac (12:09pm)
Nooo I hate it when mommy and daddy fight 😩