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NoahXShayne

Noah: "It's fine." (Helps Shayne up from the floor) "Yeah, text me when you go through another...or anytime, when you wanna talk."

Shayne: (sheepishly) "Can we talk now?"

Noah: (instantly grins) "Well, I still gotta use the stall, but if you want to-"

Shayne: (fake disgust face) "Well what about later?"

Noah: (chuckles) "Well if you want to watch Deadpool with me at my house later on after work, you're more than welcome."

Shayne: "Text me your address and I'm there."

Later on

Noah: (phone rings, checks caller ID, pauses movie) "Hold on, I gotta' take this." (Rushes out of room) "I'll just be a minute!"

Shayne: (awkwardly nods, quiet) "Ok,"

Minutes later

Noah: (walks back in, sighs) "I'm sorry about that."

Shayne: "Everything ok?"

Noah: (sits back down) "Everything's fine...just had to calm my ex down again."

Shayne: (stunned, concerned) "Oh? From an attack?"

Noah: "Yeah."

Shayne: (smiles sadly) "I'm amazed at people who can still be friends with their exes."

Noah: "Oh yeah? Don't get along with yours?"

Shayne: (shakes head, looks back to paused screen) "Not really, he- they uhh...(clears throat, quiet) "No, we don't get along."

Noah: "You're gay?"

Shayne: (hesitant) "Yeah, but one of the...umm... Girls at work are cute so maybe bi?"

Noah: (shrugs) "Not up my alley, I wouldn't know. It's fine if you're gay. (Grins) "Didn't pick it up on my gaydar."

Shayne: (stunned, excited) "So the ex-"

Noah: "His name was Keith-well, is Keith."

Shayne: (chuckles) "But he's fine right?"

Noah: "I worked a little of my magic-"

Shayne: (blatant, joking) "So you guys had phone sex?"

Noah: (caught off guard, was trying to show off skills) "Wha-No!"

Shayne: "No I'm sorry that was harsh. See I get pretty deep, I didn't mean that-"

Noah: "It's fine, my ex had a sore sense of humour as well."

Shayne: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, make you uncomfortable. (Breath hitches) "I wasn't thinking-"

Noah: (soft) "I'm not mad."