Once Upon A Time Texts

Random #2

TheKid: No grandpa he was a singer

PrinceCharming: So what Prince Band was he in? 'The Royal Dudes' 'The Knight'

TheKid: No, he was a singer in the real world

PrinceCharming: Ohhhh

MrDarkOne: My wife is gone, I have no one to live for😭😭

Swan: Pull yourself together, she is just in a sleeping curse at least you didn't KILL her

MrDarkOne: Hey, you the one that stabbed your boyfriend

MrDarkOne: And killed Cruella

TheKid: The fact that James and Cruella were dating.....

Swan: THAT WAS GROSS

TheOnlyQueen: Eeww they were dating?

TheKid: They were until David pushed his brother into the river of lost souls!!

PrinceCharming: He tried to kill me!!

CaptainGuyliner: At least i helped my brother move on

PrinceCharming: Your input is not needed right know Killian

CaptainGuyliner: My input is always needed

Swan: On another topic....can we just talk about how hot Gaston was🔥🔥

SnowWhite: I know right! Like UGHH he is to die for

CaptainGuyliner: Swan!

PrinceCharming: Snow!

Swan: Hey it's okay we still love you

CaptainGuyliner: You had me worried that my deadly state knocked the handsome outta me

Swan: Nothing's that powerful

PrinceCharming: GROOSSSS get a room

TheKid: Lol funny you said to die for....cause you were dead

TheOnlyQueen: How about Ruby and Dorothy though.......

TheKid: #redwolf

InDaHood: Hey at least I didn't kill my brother

CaptainGuyliner: Shut up forest boy! You have been in the forest doing nothing but watching a child! You have no idea what is going on out here

PrinceCharming: Pirate's got a point

TheOnlyQueen: Leave him alone

CaptainGuyliner: Yo Dave, I got another joke

PrinceCharming: Alright, let's hear it

CaptainGuyliner: your life

TheKid: OMGGGGG GO KILLLYYY GOOOOOO

Swan: Hahaha! Good one bæ

TheKid: Lol good one poop

Swan: UGHH sorry! Good one babe

TheOnlyQueen: Oh please not the whole poop thing again

TheKid: Okay something we really need to talk about is the fact that Hades and Zelena are together like how does that happen?

Swan: I think the real question is when am I going to get a chance to punch Cruella back?

CaptainGuyliner: I'll punch her with you

Swan: I am sure you will

TheKid: You can give her a left hook

Swan: But CRU CRU punch me in the face