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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: if you were a beetle battle king what would your stage name be

Fyodor: the one and oni dustyvesky

Dazai: slay queen drop out warrior

Chuuya: nah you would be bitch boy bisexual

Dazai: okay ouch

Fukuchi: NO ONE CAN TOP ME :DDD

Yosano: suck on my 8======D

Fukuchi: Suck on your what?

Ranpo: 8====D < smiley face

Fukuchi: Oh! I love 8===D

Fukuzawa: Ochi...

Tachihara: ALERT ALERT FIRST NAME BASIS OLD MAN YAOI IS CONFIRMED

Poe: maybe we shouldn't bombard them with questions...

Dazai: HAVE YOU GUYS FUCKED

Poe: or not

Tanizaki: IS IT TRUE LOVE??

Kyouka: Are you going to get married?

Kenji: AND HAVE CHILDREN??? :D

Elise: Don't be silly Kenji they can't have babies!

Kenji: Why not? D:

Atsushi: Fukuchi has already had his menopause

Akutagawa: Men have menopauses??

Atsushi: yeah babe you should look it up

Akutagawa: Okay I will

Chuuya: dumbass

Hirotsu: I'm sure you guys will be very happy with each other, dare I say it was long overdue for some old man yaoi

Haruno: PREACH HIROTSU

Tecchou: is akutagawa still researching

Jouno: give him a break, he's not that dumb

Akutagawa: Atsushi

Atsushi: yes my darling goth mommy

Poe: crazy

Akutagawa: Why did I only get mpreg on my search

Atsushi: maybe you searched it up wrong

Akutagawa: No. I searched up "Can men get impregnated" and a My Hero Academia Bakudeku fanfic popped up

Atsushi: you're so silly babe, it's not like i asked you to read it

Akutagawa: I thought that was what you were referring to so I read it

Atsushi: oh

Akutagawa: What is knotting? Do you also go into heat??

Atsushi: OKAY I WAS JUST GASLIGHTING YOU BUT NOW ITS A LITTLE TOO PERSONAL

Ranpo: well... do you?

Atsushi: NO

Dazai: what if the reason your tiger is out of control is because it's horny

Chuuya: get it some tiger dick

Atsushi: GUYS

Teruko: Do YOU go into heat as well??

Fukuzawa: Let's not continue this discussion.

Yosano: okay so likeeee

Yosano: how is sex with fukuchi

Fukuchi: Wonderful!! :D

Fukuzawa has muted Fukuchi for 24 hours

Fukuzawa: So Atsushi, what is being in heat like?

Atsushi: SIR????

Kunikida: I should write this down

Sigma: Write what down exactly? That Fukuzawa gets good dick or that Atsushi has a roaring pussy

Nikolai: that is the most unhinged thing i've ever heard you say sigma

Sigma: I've had enough at this point

Fyodor: i mean the threesome is always open

Kunikida: Excuse me?

Fyodor: or foursome. i don't care.

Nikolai: definitely threesome, i imagine kunikida would start rapping his ideals as he ejaculayes

Tachihara: until he what

Nikolai: ejakculr

Nikolai: ejaculte

Nikolai: wjaculte

Nikolai: ejactulates

Fyodor: almost there babe

Nikolai: ejaculates

Sigma: Do you want a fucking medal

Nikolai: yes :D

Nikolai: why did autocorrect not help me with that word

Chuuya: maybe it's because you're SINNING

Fyodor: nuh uh, you're sinning with that awful hat

Chuuya: that hat was a GIFT

Fyodor: i hope you kept the receipt

Q: guys i have someone begging to join, he's in the basement with me

Chuuya: do NOT add him

Q added Verlaine to the chat!

Verlaine added Rimbaud to the chat!

Verlaine: HEY GUYS WHATS UP

Chuuya: jesus wept

Verlaine: JESUS ALWAYS WEEPS WHEN HE SEES ME BECAUSE OF MY FABULOUS HAIR

Chuuya: stfu

Rimbaud: Hey friends!! Please ignore my husband

Dazai: i haven't forgiven verlaine since he ate all the cocktail sausages at our wedding

Verlaine: i was peckish

Dazai: THERE WERE TWO HUNDRED

Verlaine: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT

Chuuya: rimbaud hogged the heater

Rimbaud: Why did you have to get married in November

Dazai: costs were down

Q: "look chuuya, it's snowing in november!"

Ranpo: IT ALL MAKES SENSE

Kunikida: You are the literal mafia why do you need to keep the costs of a wedding down

Dazai: cost of living is going up, my mental health is going down, it was time to party horizontally

Tecchou: is that a euphemism for sex

Chuuya: no he did the worm in the middle of the dance floor and bruised both of his knees and gave himself a nose bleed

Naomi: Valid

Verlaine: it was quite fun!!

Chuuya: you did nothing but whine

Verlaine: brother why must you betray me

Chuuya: because you're french

Verlaine: understandable have a nice day

Ango: good lord what did i miss

Verlaine: ango.

Ango: fuck no