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for the love of god play nice

Dazai: mori is a tory confirmed

Fyodor: no he's a democratic

Kunikida: He is neither we live in JAPAN

Mori: I have no time for politics.

Nikolai: no time for your MOTHER

Mori: My mother is dead.

Nikolai: L BOZO

Fyodor: babe you're so silly

Chuuya: gonna shoot myself

Dazai: double suicide?

Chuuya: fuck off if i die im dying from alcohol poisoning

Dazai: i'll drink with you :D

Chuuya: ALONE

Atsushi: he's only saying that because he wouldn't want to see the love of his life watch him die

Chuuya: i would, if it'll traumatise him

Dazai: jokes on you i'm ALREADY TRAUMATISED

Sigma: Omg no way do you wanna make out or something

Sigma: .

Sigma: No?

Dazai: of course my sweet cheeks

Yosano: oh this is gold

Kouyou: Gay Gay Gay

Tachihara: it's okay chuuya i'll open some wine and we can make out too

Chuuya: that doesn't sound like a bad idea

Dazai: NOW HOLD ON A SECOND

Tachihara: omg chuuya senpai i'm twirling my hair and kicking my legs

Dazai: WAIT

Ranpo: omg omg new ship unlocked??!!!!! tachihara tops poe write it down

Poe: this will be PERFECT

Dazai: WAIT WHAT

Sigma: Don't worry darling, I have some vodka that I stole from Fyodor we can drink

Dazai: but-

Gin: Why is Chuuya with Tachihara

Dazai: ENOUGH

Private message: Chuuya > Dazai

Chuuya: take the L

Dazai: please please i'm sorry don't sleep with tachihara i love you very much and i WILL kill myself because you're the only reason i'm still on this earth

Chuuya: OKAY OH MY GOD

Chuuya: i'm literally stealing the wine from him. it's all a joke i promise osamu

Dazai: :(

Dazai: say it

Chuuya: fuck no

Dazai: chuuuuyyaaaaa

Chuuya: i'm not saying it

Dazai: pleaseeeee

Chuuya: no

Dazai: 3 wordssss

Chuuya: fine. i love you

Dazai: more thinking "give me head" but that works too

Chuuya: sleeping with tachihara now.

Dazai: NO PLEASE

for the love of god play nice

Tachihara: he stole my wine and ran off

Tachihara: distraught

Akutagawa: I believe you just got played. Loser

Tachihara: WILL I EVER FIND LOVE

Sigma: I mean...

Kunikida: You reject me but don't reject Tachihara? Pass the wine Chuuya.

Chuuya: no it's mine

Sigma: Why can't I have both

Tanizaki: gasp

Ranpo: gasp

Hirotsu: What is on earth is going on in the house of commons

Fukuzawa: Kunikida is finally pulling both the Port Mafia and Decay Of the Angel.

Higuchi: And you're okay with this??!!

Fukuzawa: I'd be a hypocrite not to

Naomi: This is kind of cute honestly slay

Haruno: AHH THIS IS SO CUTE

Kyouka: So has Kunikida finally got a boyfriend?

Kenji: He has two silly!

Elise: Ew why is everyone gay

Mori: We talked about this hunny, people can love who they want to love.

Elise: Yeah that's fine but why are there so many GAY PEOPLE

Dazai: i'm actually bi so

Elise: GAY

Kyouka: This is why we are banned on Roblox

Atsushi: what are you two doing to be banned??

Kyoka: I stole someone's outfit on a catwalk game and Elise planned a hate crime with a stranger online

Atsushi: oh!

Ranpo: i'm actually not involved this time

Nikolai: SIGMA I MUST DRESS YOU UP FOR YOUR DATE

Sigma: Are my heels not enough :(

Fyodor: It DOES scream twink after all

Gin: The twink here is Tachihara

Tachihara: HEY