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ADA - Attention Deficient Assholes

Kyouka: Atsushi give me my account back.

Kenji: Yeah Atsushi stop being a worm >:(

Atsushi: why am i getting blamed for something roblox did.

Dazai: you should know that children are the spawns of the devil and will blame you for everything

Kyouka: I'm going to stuff fleas in your pyjamas if you don't contact them and give me my account back.

Kunikida: That's not very polite Kyoka! Why can't you do it yourself?

Kenji: She's under 18 :(

Atsushi: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Kyouka: I won't tell you.

Atsushi: THEN I CANT HELP YOU????

Ranpo: she told me to pour gasoline on myself and light a match

Ranpo: so i reported her rightfully

Ranpo: now she won't stop staring at me through the window

Yosano: dude you're 26.

Naomi: at your ancient age...

Ranpo: WHY AM I GETTING HATE FOR THIS

Tanizaki: it is pretty pathetic to pick on a 14 year old...

Ranpo: SHE TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF

Dazai: take it as a compliment!

Haruno: DAZAI

Fukuzawa: Hi all, I'm doing something drastic and I want to hear no complaints.

Kunikida: Yes Sir!

Fukuzawa added 8 new contacts

Fukuzawa renamed the chat " for the love of god play nice"

Mori: Hey assholes

Fukuzawa: Fucks sake.

Dazai: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope open nope me meike meike wnoelemenoekm

Chuuya: you are KISSING ME

Chuuya: KIDDING*

Dazai: are we now? ;)

Chuuya: fuck OFF

Kenji: bad words!!!!!!!

Kouyou: oh god another child

Elise: I don't play well with other kids.

Kyouka: I will stab you.

Kenji: With Kindness!!!

Elise: Fuck off cow boy

Atsushi: okay let's not fight now kids

Akutagawa: I will kill you

Atsushi: i did NOTHING

Tachihara: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Higuchi: Akutagawa beat his ass!!

Kunikida: Everybody stop!! This is all highly inappropriate!!

Chuuya: i need a drink

Dazai: lightweight

Chuuya: DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT BECAUSE I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS OSAMU

Ranpo: oh shit he used the first name

Yosano: KISS KISS KISS KISS

Naomi: KISS KISS KISS KISS

Gin: KISS KISS KISS KISS

Dazai: i feel peer pressured

Hirotsu: It's not peer pressure if you want to do it

Fukuzawa: I regret everything I am so sorry Kunikida.

Mori: Don't be silly this is so funny bae

Dazai: disgusting disgusting disgusting bleh

Chuuya: are you a fucking child

Haruno: Kiss

Kouyou: I am actually going kill someone

Tachihara: you're just in a silly goofy mood

Kouyou: You're first

Yosano: listen here you hot piece of shit

Kunikida: Guys let's not flirt.

Dazai: no because i WILL kill myself

Chuuya: JUST DO IT ALREADY

Kyouka: Atsushi have you got my Roblox account back?

Atsushi: ... no

Elise: Mori can get it back for you!! He can threaten the HQ!!

Mori: Elise I told you not to use my power for the greater good

Elise: I want to play Roblox with Kyoka

Mori: Okay darling

Dazai: EUGH EUGH EUGH

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