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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: how eel is childbirth

Kajii: donald trump

Nikolai: laxatives

Kajii: egg

Chuuya: what is happening.

Fyodor: shh they're communicating

Ranpo: remember when i said kajii was the sane one? i take it back

Kajii: i haven't been sane since i was born

Yosano: so true bestie

Nikolai: FEDYA CAN WE KEEP HIM PWETTY PLEASEEE

Fyodor: of course princess

Dazai: EW WTF LMAO

Kajii: I'M NOT A DOG

Fyodor: you get free dental

Kajii: woof woof bark bark :3

Poe: what...

Ranpo: LMAO WHAT

Chuuya: screaming into my pillow

Kajii sent a voice message:

"WOOF WOOF RUFF RUFF MIAOW FREE DENTAL PLEASE UWU"

Kunikida: Hated that.

Sigma: Actually going to end it all

Tachihara: i heard that through the walls. why were you SCREAMING it

Kajii: gotta earn my free dental plan

Nikolai: gasp

Nikolai: i love him

Fyodor: congrats kajii, you're adopted

Kajii: YAY

Kenji: We can send voice messages?? :o

Kenji sent a voice message:

"I love you all!"

Sigma: Precious.

Fukuzawa: Just a reminder that the ADA and PM meeting will be tonight at 7pm at the Lupin bar. I want you all on your best behaviour.

Kouyou: You say that as if we aren't all dating and/or fucking

Dazai: do we HAVE to go to lupin? it holds bad memories

Fukuzawa: It's unfortunately the only place that is okay with a large amount criminals drinking in one place.

Mori: It's just a simple meeting on how to deal with future team ups and the uprising of certain opponents like the guild and the hunting dogs and how to prevent them

Jouno: now hang on a second

Tecchou: the guild i understand, but us?? we're just doing our job

Poe: reminder that i'm here...

Ranpo: don't worry, i'm sure it'll be nothing

Poe: don't get drunk okay?

Chuuya: i'm gonna get hammered

Chuuya: shitfaced

Chuuya: sloshed some may say

Dazai: you better not ride that damn motorcycle there because you sure as hell can't ride that back drunk

Chuuya: aww so you DO care

Dazai: bleh no

Fukuzawa: All transport will be sorted with drivers that will wait outside for when you get home.

Gin: You better be paying good money because Chuuya is going to be DRUNK drunk

Chuuya: i don't want to remember seeing dazai's ugly mug

Dazai: WE LITERALLY FUCKED LAST NIGHT

Chuuya: irrelevant

Higuchi: I'm more worried about the DOA crashing the party

Sigma: Trust me, we have better things to do

Tachihara: no you don't

Sigma: You're right we don't

Nikolai: your meetings are SO boring i'd rather kms

Fyodor: mori drones on and on

Hirotsu: Have you... been to one of our meetings?

Fyodor: lmao yeah. we infiltrated the mafia because we were bored and pretended to be bodyguards

Nikolai: that was the night that higuchi told gin how she felt. LIKE A LOSER

Akutagawa: I remember that night actually.

Higuchi: Hey! I think I did pretty well!

Akutagawa: You fainted when Gin took her mask off so you guys can kiss

Gin: I thought it was my breath

Higuchi: Is that why you're always chewing gum now?

Gin: Yeah :(

Tachihara: LMAOOO

Chuuya: TIME TO GET HAMMERED