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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME

Fyodor: LOW-KEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME

Nikolai: hehe cutie

Kajii: what.

Jouno: yeah.. they do that a lot

Nikolai: the chapter wouldn't start right if we didn't

Chuuya: ... chapter?

Nikolai: sigh

Tachihara: imagine them having kids. they'd literally be murderers

Sigma: If any of us had kids they would be insane.

Tachihara: we have kenji tbf

Kunikida: Except for maybe Poe and Ranpo

Dazai: jokes on you WE HAVE THREE KIDS

Kunikida: They are ANIMALS DAZAI

Chuuya: gasp

Dazai: TAKE THAT BACK

Kunikida: YOU NAMED THEM AFTER OVERWATCH CHARACTERS

Dazai: WOULD YOU RATHER WE NAME THEM AFTER HAIKYUU CHARACTERS?? EXACTLY

Kunikida: I'D RATHER YOU NAME THEM SOMETHING NORMAL LIKE LUCKY OR BUSTER

Dazai: WHAT ARE YOU, A NINTENDOGS GAME??

Atsushi: GUYS STOP FIGHTING

Akutagawa: I wouldn't mind kids

Atsushi: children are cute

Ranpo: no they are NOT

Ranpo: if i had a kid he would take all of poe's attention and i can't have that

Poe: children scare me...

Ranpo: perfect

Elise: I'm too young to think about kids

Kenji: At least you're self aware!!

Tanizaki: LMAOO KENJI

Kajii: kyouka is like my kid

Chuuya: no she's MY kid

Kouyou: She's obviously my child

Akutagawa: I spent the most time with it

Gin: IT

Atsushi: i think you'd find she's more my kid???

Tachihara: nah definitely me, we had the most fun together

Kyouka: I'm no one's kid you stupid adults

Dazai: LMAOO

Yosano: we have a 26 year old man child with the touch of the tism

Ranpo: HEY THAT'S ONLY VERY TRUE

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kenji and his three dads

Kenji: Guess what!!

Tachihara: what's up lil dude

Kenji: Kyouka and I had our first kiss!!

Tachihara: NO WAY THAT'S SO CUTE

Sigma: Was it good?

Kunikida: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE

Kenji: Of course not Kunikida!! It was a little peck on the lips after work!

Tachihara: TELL ME EVERYTHING