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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: I FANATISE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME IF YOU WERE MINE

Dazai: I'D GIVE THIS PUSSY TO YOU 9 TO 5

Tecchou: 5 TO 9

Atsushi: ariana better release that song i need it in my spotify playlist

Tachihara: ango is a twink

Dazai: REAL

Ango: what did i do to deserve this

Jouno: arch your back apparently

Chuuya: ango how did you know you were girly pop

Ango: how did you know when to shut the fuck up

Ranpo: i found out i was girly pop when a girl grinded on me and i was imagining my rival

Poe: :D

Naomi: The thought of Poe grinding on Ranpo is too much for my yaoi heart

Ranpo: kys

Tanizaki: WOAHHH THATS MY SISTER DUDE

Ranpo: i know.

Haruno: Then act like it's your goddamn sister and stop flirting

Tanizaki: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Tachihara: yeah but what if it's a cover up

Sigma: Sounds like you're insecure

Tachihara: stfu sigma

Kunikida: Get rekt lol

Tachihara: just because you got your hands back doesn't mean you can talk shit

Kunikida: L + Ratio

Higuchi: Why is Kunikida speaking in Fortnite terms

Sigma: He's addicted the the goddamn game since the JJK character release

Kunikida: Poggers

Bram: what is fortnite

Bram: It's a shooting video game

Bram: sounds lovely

Kunikida: Sigma male

Sigma: He keeps saying that

Kunikida: Alpha

Kunikida: Beta

Dazai: hoe don't do it

Kunikida: Omega

Q: i'm crying stop it

Gin: Keep doing it

Q: hater

Gin: Rat

Fyodor: rude

Akutagawa: KAFKA IS OUT MMMMMMMM

Kajii: can i tell him

Mushitarou: NO ME

Kajii: NO

Mushitarou: YOU MISSED THE BANNER

Kajii: YOU MISSED THE BANNER

Mushitarou: JINX

Kajii: JINX

Akutagawa: .

Atsushi: he's sobbing

Atsushi: it's not a pretty cry either

Atsushi: he's buried his face into the pillow and just screaming

Nikolai: maybe if the author updated during the banner then maybe he would've stood a chance

Dazai: litewally shut the fuck up

Yosano: what is with you guys

Kunikida: Fortnite

Kouyou: PLEASE SHUT UP

Kunikida: .

Sigma: Someone end me

Dazai: double suicide????? :o

Sigma: Sure why not

Chuuya: HEY

Dazai: TRIPLE SUICIDE?????

Chuuya: yeah sure why not

Ranpo: don't say that, he'll end up having an organism

Fukuzawa: Organism?

Ranpo: i cant say the o word in front of the kids

Kenji: What's the O word :o

Elise: Octopus

Kyouka: Kenji is crying now because he didn't realise octopus was a swear word

Teruko: Loser

Kyouka: I'll literally kill you

Teruko: Try me pipsqueak

Atsushi: let's NOT fight

Dazai: i reckon if i could pull chuuya then i could pull gigi hadid

Chuuya: you literally could not

Dazai: that's so mean ofc i could

Yosano: gigi hadid is a bae you couldn't pull her

Dazai: WHY ARE YOU GUYS HATERS

Bram: Who is Gigi Hadid?

Mushitarou: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW GIGI HADID

Bram: its not like i can exactly use a phone to check instagram

Bram: LMAOO Bram slay

Poe: gigi hadid is pretty

Ranpo: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

Poe: i'm literally gay

Ranpo: SO THERES ANOTHER MAN???

Poe: :/

Ranpo: im kidding GOD have some humour

Poe: why are you being mean

Ranpo: you started it

Poe: i'm finishing it

Ranpo: i'll finish you

Gin: Jesus guys get a room

Poe: add karl to the chat.

Ranpo: i am NOT adding karl to the chat

Yosano: karl as in... the raccoon?

Poe: he has his own phone :D

Hirotsu: How rich are you?

Haruno: LMAO Hirostu wants that money

Hirotsu: I'm too old to be chasing rich men

Ranpo: he's also TAKEN

Poe: he won't be if you don't add karl to the chat

Ranpo: fucks sake

Ranpo added Karl to the chat!

Karl: iakfkJjsjfkdma

Poe: KARL :D

Karl: JjJjjzjJhhHgGf

Poe: :))))

Ranpo: whatever will you come to bed now

Poe: okay!!

Fukuchi: We could've had that Fukuzawa

Fukuzawa: No.

Karl: JANFKWKA