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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: PACIFY HER

Nikolai: SHE'S GETTING ON MY NERVES

Sigma: YOU'RE getting on my nerves

Nikolai: :o

Chuuya: why is tachihara listening to conan gray. what did you do to him.

Kunikida: Oh for the love of god

Kunikida: IT WAS ONE TIME TACHIHARA

Tachihara: sorry i can't hear you over the sound of my heart breaking. shattering into a million pieces.

Sigma: It's really not that serious Michizou

Tachihara: LA LA LALA LA

Gin: Shawn Mendes?

Dazai: LMFAO

Akutagawa: What happened before I throttle him.

Atsushi: i thought i was the only person you would throttle :(

Ranpo: EW

Atsushi: NOT LIKE THAT PERVERT

Jouno: he's always been like this sigma, it's forever a battle with him

Tecchou: he's kinda emo

Tachihara: I AM NOT EMO

Gin: WHAT HAPPENED SO WE CAN SHUT HIM UP

Higuchi: I LOVE CONAN GRAY BUT IF I HEAR HEATHER ONE MORE TIME

Tachihara: WHY WOULD YOU EVER KISS ME

Tachihara: I'M NOT EVEN HALF AS PRETTY

Chuuya: oh god now he's singing

Dazai: SHUT HIM UP

Hirotsu: Dazai would you like some food seeing as you're hiding in Chuuya's room?

Dazai: ...

Dazai: yes please

Yosano: gay

Kajii: this situation is giving me stress when I should be having my beauty sleep. WHAT IS GOING ON?

Ranpo: what beauty

Kajii: rude

Kenji: Oh I know!!

Sigma: It's not even that serious

Tachihara: YOU GAVE HER YOUR SWEATER ITS JUST POLYESTER

Tachihara: BUT YOU LIKE HER BETTER

Tachihara: WISH I WERE HEATHER

Chuuya: it's not even singing at this point

Higuchi: It is literally shouting

Kyouka: Slit his throat, that'll shut him up.

Kunikida: I'd rather you didn't

Sigma: It was an innocent mistake

Tachihara: TELL THAT TO THE HAND BECAUSE THE FACE AINT LISTENING

Kunikida: MICHIZOU SHUT UP

Tachihara: .

Chuuya: now he's crying

Dazai: it's not a cute cry either. it's like a whale is beached on land.

Akutagawa: I'm going to kill him.

Kouyou: Please just tell us what you did

Sigma: We went on a picnic date and this beautiful woman asked for mine and Kunikida's number and said our son looked just like us. The son in question was Tachihara

Tachihara: WHY DIDN'T YOU CORRECT HER

Kunikida: We were in shock that a pretty girl wanted our number

Tachihara: UGH I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU

Tachihara: GOODBYE

Tachihara left the chat

Nikolai: LMAO LOSER

Fyodor: let's just not add him back

Dazai: that sounds like a plan

Hirotsu: How was your food Dazai?

Dazai: delicious as always Hirotsu

Dazai: although atsushi missed out

Hirotsu: Oh? Is he here too?

Atsushi: DON'T BAIT ME OUT

Akutagawa: Dazai that was meant to be a secret

Dazai: if i get caught then so does atsushi

Atsushi: YOU'RE SO MEAN

Fukuzawa: Is that why you two aren't at work?

Dazai: gotta blast

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Port Mafia babes xoxo

Tachihara: hey guys can you add me back

Chuuya: no

Tachihara: it was for comedic effect

Gin: It wasn't funny bro

Tachihara: GUYS PLEASE I WAS JOKING

Higuchi: Go ask your exes

Tachihara: THEY AREN'T MY EXES I WAS JOKING

Kajii: go tell them yourself LMAO

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ultimate babes threesome

Tachihara: hey so like

Tachihara: i was joking

Tachihara: i actually love you guys very much

Tachihara: please don't break up with me

Kunikida: I don't know, you sounded pretty serious

Sigma: Yeah we've already planned a date. Just the two of us

Tachihara: GUYS PLEASE

Sigma: You've already betrayed us with the hunting dogs so what's one more betrayal?

Tachihara: GUYS NO

Kunikida: Sorry Tachihara

Tachihara: WHAT

Tachihara: GUYS ANSWER ME

Tachihara: DOPPO

Tachihara: SIGMA

Tachihara: I'M GONNA PULL A DAZAI

Kunikida: Jesus christ we were joking

Tachihara: GUYS IM LITERALLY SOBBING THAT WASNT FUNNY

Sigma: It was kind of funny

Tachihara: CRYING

Tachihara: I'M GOING TO FLIRT WITH CHUUYA

Kunikida: No you won't

Tachihara: YOU'RE RIGHT I WONT BUT I CONSIDERED IT

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for the love of god play nice

Kunikida added Tachihara to the chat

Tachihara: I'M BACK BITCHES

Nikolai: have you finally quit crying like a loser

Higuchi: Yeah he has

Poe: hope you feel better tachihara :)

Ranpo: my boyfriend is so cute

Tanizaki: i'm so lonely

Fyodor: go kiss your sister

Tanizaki: STOP