for the love of god plus nice
Nikolai: bonafide seagull
Tanizaki: i have something to confess
Naomi: It's one in the morning... I have school
Tachihara: GO TO SLEEP CHILDREN
Tanizaki: I CAN'T
Tachihara: DID YOU KILL SOMEONE OR SUCK OFF A GUY OR SMTH
Naomi: He sucked off Atsushi
Atsushi: STOP
Tanizaki: what no
Tanizaki: when i was 15 i was doing my english language test and i wrote a dan and phil fanfiction because they were the only english people i knew
Tanizaki: and i got 98/100...
Ranpo: LMAOOO
Chuuya: gustav the rooms is sougnnf
Dazai: "guys the room is spinning"
Dazai: i speak drunk chuuya
Kouyou: you DID drink a lot of wine at that meeting
Chuuya: fack off m not drink
Dazai: "fuck off i'm not drunk"
Chuuya: shit u fac ywu fucksi botoom ashdiol
Dazai: "shut your face you fucking bottom asshole"
Dazai: WAIT HEY THATS SO MEAN
Chuuya: lamoooo
Atsushi: jesus christ
Akutagawa: Someone is going to regret drinking in the morning
Chuuya: shri up yuo wjere fleitinb wit daziq yo slamly btic
Dazai: "shut up you were flirting with dazai you skanky bitch"
Dazai: chuuya he wasn't flirting with me
Chuuya: theh al wefe
Kunikida: Trust me. No one was flirting with Dazai
Dazai: now what's that supposed to mean
Tachihara: except you chuuya, seriously we couldn't get five minutes alone with that man without your grubby hands on him
Chuuya: m not grhhy
Chuuya: jsut lvie him so mcuh
Gin: That is so cute
Dazai screenshotted the chat
Dazai: for blackmail material
Chuuya sent a voice message
"fffuck you dazai and your cute little butt. i just wanna squish you till you pop but don't let anyone know or else i will kill you then myself... how the fuck do i stop this voice message..."
Sigma: Well this is just funny
Fyodor: i can't wait to embarrass him the next time i see him
Dazai: he thinks my butt is cute hehe
Yosano: flabbergasted
Ranpo: I AM SO SADDDD
Poe: he gets sad and clingy when he's drunk
Ranpo: POEEE DO YOU STILL LOVE ME???
Poe: please help
Ranpo: I WILL KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON'T COME TO OUR ROOM IN FIVE SECONDS
Ranpo: I HAVE THE ROPE READY
Ranpo: OWWWWW I GOT ROPE BURN
Ranpo: HELLOOOOO???
Ranpo: WHY DOES EVERYONE LEAVE ME
Ranpo: FIRST MY PARENTS AND NOW ALL MY FRIENDS
Ranpo: AHHH POE YOU'RE HERE :D
Yosano: why can no one tolerate alcohol
Tanizaki: atsushi is surprisingly good at handling alcohol
Atsushi: soft on the outside and hard on the inside
Atsushi: wait
Akutagawa: Even I'm tipsy, yet it hasn't touched Atsushi
Atsushi: built different
Tachihara: my second craziest sex story was being tied up a tree by gin
Higuchi: What.
Kunikida: Why are you talking about this?
Tachihara: alcohol make me feel funny
Fyodor: craziest sex stories with tachihara pt 2
Tachihara: anyways it was real kinky
Gin: I gave him rope burn on his dick
Tachihara: kinda hot
Gin: bro shut up before you get in anymore trouble
Sigma: Tachihara is a whore
Hirotsu: I think we've covered this
Kunikida: Sex with Dazai is pretty tame actually
Dazai: HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE ME AS VANILLA
Chuuya: he whimpesr
Dazai: I DO NOT WHIMPER
Nikolai: LMAOOO SO DOES FYODOR
Kunikida: Fyodor and Dazai are pretty similar in intelligence and... sex
Kenji: Guyssss Kyouka got locked out of Roblox again
Kyouka: All I did was abort my baby in Adopt Me
Kenji: Kyouka it was already born. That's murder.
Kyouka: I call it late abortion. I specialise in it.
Elise: So do I!
Kenji: :o
Fukuzawa: What is wrong with you all
Hirotsu: It's the youth nowadays
Fukuzawa: Care for some tea Hirotsu?
Hirotsu; Yes please Sir, my joints have been aching
Mori: Just a reminder that I'm here
Haruno: NO ONE CARES
Haruno: Ahem
Haruno: Sorry
Naomi: So true bestie
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...
