for the love of god play nice
Mushitarou: Go fund me for my Temu addiction
Poe: please stop ordering things to my mansion
Kunikida: Subtle brag but okay
Tachihara: mY mAnSioN
Poe: :(
Jouno: stfu tachihara you literally have both hunting dog AND mafia pay
Tachihara: yeah but i'm not a rich white boy with a sleeper build
Ranpo: can confirm he has a sleeper build
Dazai: hehe chuuya has a sleeper build
Chuuya: why the fuck did you hehe
Dazai: teehee you make me kick my legs and twirl my hair
Chuuya: kys
Ango: don't do that he'll cum
Chuuya: i'm fully aware
Ango: i wish i couldn't read
Kenji: What's a sleeper build? :o
Tecchou: it's when someone looks weak and frail but is actually ripped when they flex
Mori: Fukuzawa is ripped <3
Fukuchi: Shut up you like ripping clothes off little kids
Teruko: Oh!
Q: oh
Kyouka: Damn.
Elise: Gay
Hirotsu: Thank you for the conversation we all wish we didn't read. Now let's get back to Mushitarou's Temu addiction
Mushitarou: I got money from killing the love of my life so I'm gonna spend it how I want
Poe: i agree, but you can't order three large boxes to my house and not expect me to have a haul
Mushitarou: I could've ordered a fleshlight and I don't want you seeing that
Ranpo: suddenly i'm interested in the conversation
Lucy: Whore
Ranpo: you're literally canadian stfu
Atsushi: i don't think insulting her nationality will make you less of a slut
Ranpo: atsushi what the fuck
Akutagawa: Get fucked.
Ranpo: i'm TRYING
Mushitarou: GUYS I HAVENT ACTUALLY ORDERED A FLESHLIGHT
Ranpo: WHY NOT
Mushitarou: EVEN IF I DID I WOULD ORDER ONE FROM A TRUSTED ADULT STORE
Elise: Gay
Ango: please god kill me
Sigma: I had a dream I went shopping for that stuff and ended up handcuffed to a bed with a sexy dominatrix and a wooden panel
Sigma deleted a chat
Sigma: Anyways
Kunikida: What.
Dazai: you're literally three
Sigma: I'M AN ADULT
Fyodor: sigma that wasn't a dream
Sigma: HUH
Fyodor: we forced you to repress it
Sigma: WHO IS WE
Nikolai: :3
Sigma: Good lord
Fyodor: i'm sorry, but we wanted to get you laid so i slipped you something in your drink
Atsushi: what the fuck is going on
Sigma: So that sexy domantrix wasn't actually...
Fukuchi: It was me!
Sigma: Dazai I need that suicide book
Dazai: YOU CAN'T TAKE MY ONLY PERSONALITY TRAIT
Fukuzawa: This is why I left you Ochi
Fukuchi: I was lonely, take me back please
Q: old man yaoi strikes again
Poe: quick write it down
Sigma: I AM UNDERAGE
Nikolai: didn't you say you were an adult?
Sigma: I AM CHOOSING TO IGNORE YOU NOW
Nikolai: i'm gonna eat the fungus from your toes
Chuuya: extremely disgusted right now
Chuuya: dazai this is up your alley with your foot fetish
Dazai: I DON'T HAVE A FOOT FETISH I JUST LIKE CHEWING ON MY TOES
Higuchi: How flexible are you goddamn
Akutagawa: I walked in on him doing the splits above a live gas stove
Higuchi: I'm not even going to ask
Akutagawa: It's better that way
Poe: why is the door bell ringing.
Mushitarou: MY TEMU PACKAGE
Karl: KWOFKMDMACJW
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...
