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for the love of god play nice

Atsushi: i was right. i'm worthless compared to these beds

Akutagawa: Don't say you're worthless. To me you're equal amounts of worth

Atsushi: that's not the compliment you think it is

Kyouka: What's it like there? To be floating in the sky?

Atsushi: it's crazy, i can't even see the ground

Ranpo: the food is so good!

Poe: i don't want you to get a stomach ache ranpo dear

Ranpo: i never get stomach aches!

Kyouka: I get stomach aches every month

Atsushi: oh!

Kenji: Are you sick? Do you need Yosano?

Yosano: i get them too girly don't worry

Sigma: I'm the only one out of us three still awake, I hope you all enjoyed our evening together

Fukuchi: Remarkable planning as always Sigma

Dazai: CHUUYA FELL ASLEEP DURING THE BOY AND HIS DOG

Dazai: I'M TYPING THIS IN HIS ARMS IM SO GAY

Fyodor: so no chuuya comments? disappointing

Dazai: if any of you wake him up i WILL kill you

Sigma: We were planning a breakfast meal tomorrow morning if you guys are interested?

Ranpo: YES

Poe: ranpo please stop eating sweets, you'll get cavities

Ranpo: but i won't be awake enough to fuck

Poe: fair enough keep eating

Elise: Gay

Nikolai: LET THE SKY FALL

Nikolai: WHEN IT CRUMBLES

Fyodor: WE WILL STAND TALL FACE IT ALL TOGETHER AT SKY FALL

Gin: I'd rather you not sing that when we're several hundred feet in the air

Higuchi: It's okay, we have a gravity manipulator

Dazai: who is ASLEEP AND WILL NOT BE AWOKEN

Dazai: this is the closest we've been in four years

Akutagawa: Anyone who wakes Chuuya will have to deal with me as well.

Dazai: thanks akutagawa

Atsushi: oh he's fainted

Nikolai: LOSER

Atsushi: at least he didn't get caught cheating at poker

Nikolai: i was BLUFFING

Atsushi: YOU WERE BLATANTLY CHEATING

Nikolai: CHEATING SHMEATING I DIDN'T WIN SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER

Teruko: how did jouno win he's BLIND

Jouno: shut up i could sense your heart rate and Tecchou was on my team

Teruko: POKER ISN'T A TEAM GAME

Jouno: I'M BLIND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

Kenji: How are you typing if you're blind?

Jouno: when i press a button on the keyboard my phone tells me what letter i just pressed so i kinda memorised it

Kenji: That's so cool!!

Tecchou: he is super cool, he can tell if you're lying by your heartbeat

Kenji: Woah :o

Jouno: it's not THAT cool

Tecchou: yes it is shut up

Higuchi: SO CUTE

Tanizaki: question. do the shows you've watched come up on your bill? asking for a friend

Naomi: BROTHER THAT'S SO GROSS

Tanizaki: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

Sigma: Yes it does, I already know what you've watched so far.

Higuchi: PERVERT

Tanizaki: NO I PROMISE IT'S NOT THAT

Haruno: IT BETTER NOT BE MISTER

Sigma: Do you want to tell them or me?

Tanizaki: NO

Tanizaki: fine it was barbie's dream house

Naomi: Why the fuck are you watching that

Tanizaki: i watched it with kyouka and i miss her

Kyouka: I miss you too Junichirou

Fukuzawa: I'm glad my employees get on so well.

Kunikida: Who is yelling?

Tachihara: who tf woke us up

Nikolai: i fell down the stairs and i think i broke my foot OOPS LMAO

Yosano: we're on a no ability ban sorry, i can put a makeshift cast on if need be

Sigma: For gods sake

Dazai: NIKOLAI I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

Nikolai: TRY ME FUCKER

Dazai: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR OTHER LEG

Nikolai: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

Fyodor: nikolai why are you running down the hallway crying

Nikolai: IT HURTS

Yosano: STOP MAKING MY LIFE HARDER

Chuuya: WHAT IS GOING ON

Dazai: GO BACK TO SLEEP SLUG

Chuuya: NO

Dazai: DO IT YOU WON'T

Chuuya: FINE BET

Dazai: nikolai you're safe for now. he's asleep again

Nikolai: I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN

Yosano: STOP RUNNING AND I CAN HELP YOU

Tachihara: WHY IS NIKOLAI STILL RUNNING

Nikolai: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN MR HOLMES

Fyodor: babe please stop running

Nikolai: fine.

Yosano: thank god