Decay of Angels Groupchat yayay
Nikolai: what if
Fyodor: i agree
Nikolai: would you
Fyodor: depends on the situation
Nikolai: this is so crazy but like imagine
Fyodor: i would use my toes to scoop the banana mixture out of the blender
Sigma: Okay what the fuck
Bram: now i have limbs... i wished i didn't have eyes
Fukuchi: I'm sad
Sigma: If this is about fucking Fukuzawa AGAIN
Fukuchi: But what if???
Sigma: You're delusional
Fukuchi: Delulu is the solulu
Sigma: Who taught you that
Nikolai: :3
Sigma: Of course.
Fukuchi: BUT WHAT IF HE BROKE UP WITH MORI BECAUSE HE IS IN LOVE WITH ME???
Bram: i highly doubt that
Sigma: Doesn't he mute you constantly?
Fukuchi: I prefer the term Do Not Disturb!! I would never want to disturb his peace.
Bram: yes because raging war on him is declaring peace
Fukuchi: It's my love language
Bram: okay
Fyodor: damn you just "okay"ed
Nikolai: that's hardcore bram
Bram: I hope all of you die
Nikolai: actually i'm the only alive one at the moment
Sigma: Shut UP
Nikolai: i will furiously make out with you
Bram: that is literally nightmare fuel
Sigma: Nikolai is the type to do the guy face before kissing someone
Fyodor: he actually puckers up like an old lady
Nikolai: that's not the only thing puckering up
Sigma: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
ADA - Attention Deficit Assholes
Ranpo: guys dad is sad
Yosano: stop calling him dad
Fukuzawa: Please keep calling me that. It's keeping me sane
Ranpo: okay dad
Dazai: daddy
Kunikida: Shut UP
Dazai: careful, you might burst a haemorrhoid with all that straining on that big brain of yours
Kunikida: President, permission to stab Dazai in the eye with a broken pen?
Dazai: kinky
Fukuzawa: Permission granted
Atsushi: okay something is seriously wrong because ain't no way he granted kunikida permission to act on his violent thoughts
Ranpo: it's obviously because of this whole old man yaoi debate
Fukuzawa: Please stop calling it that.
Ranpo: you can't hide from the truth
Yosano: i'm great with love advice if you need to release?
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...