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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: do you know japanese?

Fyodor: n-no s-senpai

Sigma: Not again

Nikolai: WATASHI NO SAIGO WA ANATA GA II

Nikolai: ANATA TO KONO MAMA OSARABA SURU YORI

Nikolai: SHINU NO GA II WA

Fyodor: SHINU NO GA II WA

Dazai: that was the most romantic thing you two dumbasses have ever done

Jouno: nah what the fuck have we joined

Atsushi: welcome to hell!

Akutagawa: I hope you enjoy your stay because I'm certainly not

Teruko: so like... do you guys like gossip?

Yosano: YES

Tachihara: not if you're involved

Teruko: i'll spill the beans :)

Tachihara: ugh fine

Kunikida: I don't like you threatening our boyfriend

Teruko: our?

Sigma: Yeah. Our. Problem?

Teruko: damnnn tachihara pulling bitches

Tecchou: w rizz my dude. nicee

Tachihara: guys you're embarrassing me

Jouno: you do that yourself

Tachihara: shut up

Tanizaki: i'm a little confused on what's going on but i don't think that's high on my priority list

Nikolai: THE DECAY OF ANGELS HUMBLY INVITE YOU TO OUR SKY CASINO ABODE FOR A ROMANTIC GETAWAY AND TRUCE

Kyouka: Are kids invited?

Nikolai: NO

Kenji: Why :(

Nikolai: BECAUSE CASINOS ARE FOR ADULTS YOU DUMB BITCH

Fyodor: too far broski

Nikolai: OOPS

Fukuchi: How do I know this isn't a trick?

Fyodor: its a truce, i want us to all get along before we erase the world of ability users with that book etc

Sigma: Maybe I should do the advertising for this trip. I AM the manager

Tachihara: omg a man in charge thats so hot

Kunikida: Got me all flustered Sigma dear

Sigma: Guys shut up

Tachihara: never you're stuck with us

Dazai: i need a romantic getaway with chuuya, the strain of our shin soukoku children are exhausting

Atsushi: i'd rather not be related to akutagawa considering our relationship

Chuuya: if the tanizaki siblings can do it why can't you hypothetically do it

Tanizaki: WHAT

Naomi: TAKE THAT BACK

Chuuya: it is what it is

Sigma: This vacation will take place in a week's time and we will have you escorted to the sky casino and we will put down a no ability rule and just enjoy each others' company before the inevitable war crimes start. We all clear?

Tachihara: hot

Fukuzawa: I see no problem with this.

Ranpo: you just want to see your boyfriend

Mori: It's been a while since we've seen each other

Nikolai: and of course there will be deluxe honeymoon sweets for everyone in a relationship to enjoy ;)

Atsushi: the beds will probably be worth more than me

Elise: So not a lot?

Akutagawa: Don't worry Atsushi, you're priceless to me

Atsushi: aw ryuu

Dazai: CHUUYA YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

Chuuya: THE BOY AND HIS DOG MARATHON?

Dazai: I CALL DIBS ON LITTLE SPOON

Chuuya: YOU ALWAYS GET LITTLE SPOON

Dazai: BE QUICKER SLUG

Ranpo: hey poe

Poe: yes?

Ranpo: shower sex ;)

Poe: RANPO

Fukuzawa: Ranpo!

Kyouka: How does that even work?

Mori: You don't wanna know my dear

Atsushi: don't call her dear

Sigma: Also the bed should fit three of us if we have a three spoon cuddle

Tachihara: DIBS ON MIDDLE

Kunikida: I shall take the role of big spoon

Sigma: Little spoon it is

Jouno: hey tecchou

Tecchou: no i'm not washing your back in the bathtub

Jouno: why not? i'm blind and i can't see my back

Tecchou: no one can see their back smartass

Jouno: wowww so you're just gonna reject my advances like that

Teruko: zero rizz fr

Higuchi: We can do each other's make up Gin!

Gin: I can't wait!!

Yosano: we are so pillow fighting

Kouyou: Is that a challenge?

Haruno: I will baby sit! I love kids!

Dazai: good luck with those spawns of satan

Ranpo: stick em on roblox and they'll be fine

Elise: ROBUX ROBUX

Mori: Sigh

Dazai: you deserve it