for the love of god play nice
Atsushi: I'M SUCH A PROUD BOYFRIEND
Akutagawa: It's not that good.
Atsushi: SHUT UP YES IT IS
Chuuya: did he finally stop playing hsr and get some pussy
Chuuya: pussy being atsushi because they're gay
Elise: Disgusting.
Q: shut up elise
Dazai: WHAT DID MY EX MENTEE DO
Atsushi: HE GOT A MODELLING JOB
Ango: do they know? yknow, that's he's a mafia executive
Atsushi: NOPE AND IF YOU TELL THEM I WILL KILL YOU
Ango: you don't know how much i crave death
Dazai: what an emo
Ango: literally shut the fuck up
Dazai: booooo
Nikolai added Bram to the chat!
Bram: no please
Jouno: how THE FUCK are you typing
Bram: aya
Bram: Hi guys!!
Q: adorbs
Kyouka: who says adorbs anymore
Q: what's up your ass
Kyouka: a sword
Bram: Omg bram she's your twin
Bram: please stop
Bram: But Brammmm
Bram: let me sleep
Atsushi: why are you documenting everything he says???
Bram: Because I'm trying to get him to be more social
Bram: aya come away from the edge of the building
Bram: Okay!!
Tachihara: i cant tell if this is cute or not
Ranpo: just me wondering why they're at the edge of a building??!
Nikolai: read the manga GOD
Ango: please shut the fuck up
Atsushi added Lucy to the chat!
Lucy: Hey guys!!
Akutagawa: Kill yourself
Atsushi: sorry! he didn't mean it
Akutagawa: I meant it.
Atsushi: ryuu we talked about this
Akutagawa: Whatever.
Lucy: Asshole
Akutagawa: Whore
Lucy: Loser
Akutagawa: Bitch
Lucy: Twat
Akutagawa: Motherfucker
Lucy: Yeah I fucked your mother
Akutagawa: My mother is dead
Lucy: Lmao
Poe: lucy!! :D
Lucy: Poe!
Ranpo: whore
Lucy: Son of a bitch
Ranpo: my mum is dead
Lucy: What is it with you guys and dead parents jesus
Dazai: makes em quirky
Chuuya: aren't your parents dead?
Dazai: nah they just left me
Q: lmao
Bram recorded a voice message
"Aya stop recording everything I say."
Fyodor: me fr
Tecchou: that doesn't make sense
Fyodor: :3 nyah
Nikolai: KITTY
Dazai: kill yourself
Nikolai: nuh uh
Tanizaki: anyone else think naomi is hot
Tanizaki: SORRY GUYS NAOMI TOOK MY PHONE
Yosano: sureeee
Tanizaki: GUYS PLEASE
Tachihara: somehow i don't believe you
Tanizaki: WE ARE DATING????
Tachihara: i still think you'd fuck your sister if you were given the chance
Tanizaki: WHAT
Naomi: Tee hee
Teruko: Who the fuck tee hees you fucking crazy bitch
Kajii: who took away her coco melon
Teruko: Jouno
Jouno: she was draining my battery
Hirotsu: Kids nowadays...
Gin: Okay grandpa
Kunikida: Sigh.
Sigma: The king of sighing is back
Atsushi: is he still sighing about tachihara?
Yosano: i'm not translating for him, sigma is
Sigma: He's actually drunk rn
Kouyou: With what hands?
Sigma: Straw
Higuchi: So why is he sighing this time?
Sigma: Something about the whiskey being too cold
Kunikida: It's too cold on my nubs
Kunikida: Sigma don't type that
Kunikida: SIGMA
Akutagawa: Why are you pouring it on your nubs?
Kunikida: To numb the pain
Yosano: they hate me cuz i'm emo </3
Sigma: I can see why Yosano hates translating for you, drama queen
Kunikida: Sigh.
Kunikida: Wow Sigma you're so handsome
Sigma: Thank you
Kunikida sent a voice message
"SIGMA I DID NOT SAY THAT STOP
RECORDING ME"
Nikolai: wow i didn't know sigma had a sense of humour
Sigma: stfu
Fyodor: you're usually dry as hell
Sigma: LEAVE ME ALONE
Fukuchi: LMAO
Fukuzawa: Kys
Fukuzawa: Oops it appears my finger slipped
Mori: Go get him bae
Fukuzawa: I will break up with you
Mori: D:
Dazai: deserved
YOU ARE READING
ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ɢᴏᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏ ɴɪᴄᴇ || ʙꜱᴅ
Fan fikcia❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...
