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• 9 •

for the love of god play nice

Fyodor: pepsi or coke

Nikolai: cock

Sigma: For gods sake

Dazai: if you say anything other than pepsi you're wrong

Chuuya: coke

Dazai: wrong

Chuuya: listen here you little shit

Atsushi: it's the olive theory all over again

Kyouka: Yuck olives

Kenji: I love olives! Especially home grown

Atsushi: case in point

Kunikida: I prefer Dr Pepper zero

Tachihara: i don't know if we can be together anymore

Higuchi: How did your date go?

Sigma: We went to an uptown restaurant and Tachihara sneezed into the pasta bowl

Tachihara: i got a nose bleed from sigma in a suit

Kunikida: I agree, I too felt unholy when looking at Sigma in a suit

Nikolai: DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT SUIT WOULD GET YOU LAID

Sigma: Dear god, today I have sinned

Kyoka: Where did Atsushi go on his first date?

Akutagawa: We went to the mall

Atsushi: and we ate doughnuts in front of seagulls. suckers.

Akutagawa: I'm glad they couldn't get into the mall because I fear they would've shat on us

Atsushi: he also took me to the mini golf course that was there and i may have broken the club

Gin: How do you break it?

Atsushi: unbridled rage

Gin: Fair.

Hirotsu: I remember my first date with the One That Got Away. We went to the drive in cinema.

Haruno: Old ass mf

Dazai: chuuya and i went to the arcades

Chuuya: THAT WASN'T A DATE

Dazai: i think it was

Chuuya: I HAD A GIRLFRIEND

Dazai: AND LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT GAY BOY, MARRIED TO YOUR ENEMY

Chuuya: SHUT UP

Mori: Our first date was

Dazai: NO ONE CARES

Fukuzawa: Dazai.

Dazai: fine. no one cares SIR

Poe: our first date was a murder mystery i wrote. ranpo got us out in a minute and then went home

Ranpo: i had a nice time poe!

Poe: really?

Ranpo: of course!

Poe: :)

Yosano: thats so cute i'm gonna hurl

Higuchi: Gin and I's first date was a concert, she wore a cute little dress and I panicked and cried

Gin: I vividly remember that

Akutagawa: So thats where you guys went. I thought you were just fucking

Gin: Don't worry bro, we aren't just fuck buddies

Kouyou: Yosano and I are

Atsushi: oh!

Yosano: we should go on a date soon though

Kouyou: Where would you like to go my love?

Yosano: let's go to tokyo and explore

Kouyou: That sounds amazing

Ranpo: LETS GO LESBIANS

Fyodor: my first date with nikolai was him breaking me out of prison for the first time and we kissed amongst the dead bodies

Nikolai: and you gifted me a box of eyes!

Kunikida: Jesus Christ

Dazai: and i thought i was insane

Atsushi: you scare the living shit out of me

Elise: I want a romance like them!

Kenji: :o

Nikolai: in due time my dear

Mori: Don't call her that

Dazai: call her dear again lmao

Private Message: Dazai > Chuuya

Dazai: are you a broken pencil? because you're pointless

Chuuya: what was that trying to achieve

Dazai: i was hoping you'd get mad and make out with me

Chuuya: when has that ever worked

Dazai: last night

Chuuya: shit up

Dazai: shit up

Chuuya: stop being ANNOYING

Dazai: only until you make out with me

Chuuya: my god i'm gonna kill you

Dazai: i'll drink wine if you make out with me rn

Chuuya: omw