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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: THE WORLD FAMOUS BOOGIE WOOGIE WU WILL COME TO YOU

Nikolai: SLUMBER PARTIES, SLEEPOVERS, INTIMATE NIGHTS

Fyodor: WHATEVER THE OCCASION FOR THE MIDNIGHT HOUR

Fyodor: HE WILL GLADLY COME AND FUCK THAT SHIT UP

Gin: Nikolai is so ICP coded

Kyouka: What's ICP?

Gin: Insane Clown Posse

Kyouka: Oh I love their songs, perfectly resembles my thoughts

Atsushi: uh

Atsushi: okay

Akutagawa: Chuuya is Arctic Monkeys coded

Higuchi: Dazai is Melanie Martinez coded

Jouno: that is so true ong

Tecchou: he's unique like her

Dazai: somehow that feels backhanded

Tecchou: it was

Chuuya: don't diss the queen

Tecchou: no melanie is unique in a cool way, dazai is unique in the admission to a mental hospital way

Chuuya: that's actually accurate

Dazai: WHY AM I GETTING SLANDERED

Fyodor: L bozo

Dazai: shut up rasputin coded rat

Fyodor: is that a russian joke

Dazai: what do you think smartass

Nikolai: diss him again and i'll have your head on a spike.

Dazai: BORING

Chuuya: dazai listen

Chuuya: i actually kind of like you so how about you don't anger the serial killer clown and shut your trap

Dazai: GASP you like me???

Chuuya: no. keep talking i don't care anymore

Kunikida: I don't know how you managed to marry that man

Tanizaki: instead of saying his vows after chuuya, he pulls out an uno reverse card with a shit eating grin

Naomi: That's actually a funny joke brother

Tanizaki: GO AWAY NAOMI

Haruno: Don't shout at Naomi

Tanizaki: she's literally my sister

Gin: Tbf Ryuunosuke shouts at me for using all of the hot water in our apartment

Tanizaki: SEE?? GIN AND AKUTAGAWA SHARE A HOUSE AND YALL ARE COMING FOR ME??

Akutagawa: I will kill you

Tachihara: technically all of us share a house, it's hard getting a house when your credit score is zero

Teruko: Who lives in your house then?

Tachihara: both akutagawas, higuchi, hirotsu, kajii and chuuya

Kouyou: I used to live with Kyouka but now I live on my own in an apartment

Mori: I live in an undisclosed place

Ranpo: damn that's a lot of people. what if you guys want to fuck or smth

Higuchi: We have thick walls thank god

Akutagawa: The only noise complaint I have is Chuuya's drunk calling. He literally shouts at the top of his voice to Dazai

Chuuya: AND HE NEVER PICKS UP

Dazai: that's usually because i'm ASLEEP

Nikolai: asleep schmleep i ALWAYS answer dos-kun's phone calls

Chuuya: SHUT UP

Tanizaki: i mean i live with naomi but i'm only 18 so...

Atsushi: i live with kyouka so it's kind of hard to get alone time

Kyouka: Ew

Atsushi: NOT LIKE THAT

Dazai: I LIVE ON MY OWN, LIKE A FREE MAN

Hirostu: Didn't I see your sorry excuse of an ass in our house two nights ago?

Tachihara: LMAOOO GET REKT DAZAI

Dazai: i think you're hallucinating old man

Gin: No Hirotsu's right, I saw you sneaking out at 6 am

Dazai: WHY WERE YOU AWAKE

Sigma: I used to live in my casino but now I live with Kunikida for convenience

Kunikida: Tachihara is always welcome to move in but he said he would miss his friends

Tachihara: DON'T EXPOSE ME

Higuchi: That's so precious Tachihara

Tachihara: STOP

Fyodor: Nikolai and I live together too

Nikolai: ITS SO ROMANTIC

Kajii: nothing you guys do is romantic

Nikolai: NOT TRUE I BRING HIM TEA EVERY MORNING

Kajii: let me guess, laced with cyanide?

Nikolai: NO

Fyodor: he actually doesn't. guess you don't know us at all

Dazai: oh trust me, we don't. you're an enigma

Kenji: I also live with Kunikida!!

Ranpo: he's literally your father fr

Tachihara: daddy

Kunikida: TACHIHARA