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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: the only thing i've ever groomed are my two persian cats

Dazai: not a groomer... just a loser... :(

Tecchou: heh... i deserve it :)

Sigma: SHUT UP

Chuuya: you guys deserve all the hate you get in the world

Fyodor: i will genuinely kill you all no cap #faxs

Tachihara: #allaboardthetoxicgossiptrain

Atsushi: YOU GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO MANIPULATION STATION

Jouno: NO MY SWEET BOY THEY GOT YOU TOO??

Akutagawa: What.

Tecchou: absolutely not take that back right now

Tecchou: i am always your sweet boy

Teruko: LMAOO

Tanizaki: colleen ballinger betrayed me.

Naomi: She really attended kids awards when she should've attended court

Hirotsu: So real bestie

Gin: Who the fuck taught Hirotsu that

Tachihara: DEFINITELY not me

Dazai: OR ME

Tecchou: OR ME

Nikolai: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME ME

Sigma: Why is it always you four

Sigma: Like genuinely

Sigma: Did your mothers smoke cannabis during their pregnancy or were you just dropped

Nikolai: both probably

Tecchou: i'm just autistic

Ranpo: BRO????

Tecchou: BRO????

Ranpo: YOU'RE OHTISTUC TOO

Tecchou: I SCORED VERY HIGH ON THE OHTISTIC SCALE

Poe: that's not a thing...

Ranpo: MY BRO MY BROSKI MY BRONANA

Tecchou: MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER MY BRETHREN MY BROTHEL

Chuuya: these are getting weirder by the minute

Elise: Ew autistic people

Kyouka: Is there a minority you DON'T hate?

Elise: No.

Kenji: Doesn't that, in turn, make YOU a minority??? :o

Elise: .

Mori: I was summoned as my sweet little angel is crying

Fukuzawa: I swear to god if you guys said something that can trigger a war between the PM and the ADA you are on the STREETS.

Ranpo: jeuss christ

Dazai: lmao jeuss

Kunikida: No Sir! We didn't mean to offend Elise!

Tachihara: suck up

Sigma: Bro.

Tachihara: did sigma just bro me?