Leo pov
It's Christmas time bitches whooo right now I was eating fresh cookies but my peaceful eating was ruined by non other than bob the bitchless troglodyte role playing as fucking Santa "oh god fucking dammit" I said to myself "WhAt'S uP,bitChEs? It's yA boy BoB claUs Ho,hi,Ho .. now I KnoW all of you may be a LiTtLe piSsed At me..... but, That's WhY bOb CLAUs is here To MakE tHiNgs bEtTeR ho ho ho" bob said
"Presenting... (He pulls stuff out of the sack...) The grand, golden statue of me and my friends! See, I still love you all! The evidence is right here!" Bob said to us
(A/n ok I'm gonna stop doing that whole shit with bobs voice )
We all ignore him "Ho ho! Aren't you guys in the Christmas spirit?" He asked we still ignore him He goes over to Saiko "Saiko, you forgive me, right? Your rock song was badass! Please forgive me pls!" He begged saiko He goes over to Meggy, who is hiding her eyes under her hat. "Meggy, what I said about your voice... That was just a prank. Your voice is almost as beautiful as my voice!" Bob said stroking his ego but still being ignored
"Goddammit, why are you all being tight-asses?! I spent the rest of my goddamn money on this stupid, bitch-ass statue!"He says as he knocks almost all of the statues over. "isn't this how this stupid friendship thing works?!Noticemenoticemenoticemenoticemenoticemenoticeme plsnoticemeplsnoticemeplsnoticeme"bob kept saying over and over again mario was the first to lose it on "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, BOB GET LOST! NOBODY FORGIVES YOU!" Mario yelled at bob
"Are you sure you don't-" bob was interrupted
"Nobody caaaaaaaaaaares!" Mario yelled
"Hey!"
"Nobody caaaaaaaaaaares!" Continued
"Sorry Bob...we just can't trust you anymore.."smg4 said to bob
"Please, just leave."Meggy said
"Nobody freakin' CAAAAAAAAAAAAARES" mario sung
...I see how it is..."he said He drops the beard and hat.) "You will never hear from me again. Hopefully that's a good enough Christmas present."He leaves
"Don't you think we were a bit too harsh with him?" Tari asked
"And nothing of value was lost!"toad said
(Time skip)
We were at the mall later me and rose were trying to cheer up boopkins
"Oh, man... I should be enjoying Christmas right now... But I don't know why I'm not..." we hear Bob rapping nearby. "Santa's coming to town, yo! And he's bringing all his hos! Ho! Ho! Ho!" Bob rapped
"Is he seriously trying to start his rap career again?" Smg4 said
"Pfft, how cute." Saiko said
"Awww, Bob... Haven't you learned anything?" Boopkins asked quietly
"Thank you, everyone! I'm glad to see that there are still people who support me! But with that, I have an announcement to make!" Bob said
"Huh?" This confused boopkins
"That... was my last rap song. I'm retiring, folks!" Bob announced
Everyone is shocked. Including me and the crew
"All the money and hoes were great... But I now realized I've lost something far more important. It's time to go back to the life I used to have: a poor ass peasant. But a poor ass peasant with real friends." Bob said with honesty
Boopkins started to Tear up, the bursts into tears."BO-HOB! YOU DO CARE!
Bob drops the mic and leaves as the audience jeers at him.
Fishy Boopkins: Awww... Bob...
(Time skip)
No one's pov
It cuts back to the dump, where Bob is warming himself by a poorly-made fire.
"Yeah, this is the life. Goddammit..." bob said A shadow looms over him.
"Huh?"He looks up to see... his friends.
"Bob!" Boopkins said hugging " Bob.Oh Bob, we missed you so much!"
"Oh God, I can't breathe." Bob said
"Pfft, speak for yourself..." toad said
"We heard what you said at the mall...It was...honest. And we've all decided that-" Meggy said
"You're still an asshole!...but you're OUR asshole! :D"
"Your an asshole too mario"' leo Saudi's to Mario
"Yeah! We want you to be our friend again!"
Saiko Shuts Luigi's mouth.Friend...is a very strong word. More like...acquaintance..." she said
"ooh...and we got a little something for you!" Bowse said
"Oh Bob, I want you to know that you're so special to me" boopkins said MeggyPulls Fishy Boopkins back."Sorry about him." She said " NOOOOOOOOO! No, Bob! I want to hug you-" boopkins said
A present drops in front of Bob.
"Oh, wow! Really? For me? (He opens the gift.) Oh, damn!"
(Inside is a picture of Bob's friends. All looking joyful, though Saiko is indifferent, and Toad is sleeping on the couch. And taped near the bottom right corner... Is Bob. This puts him in tears.)
"I swear, I'm not crying! My eyes are just pissing!" Bob said crying
"OK, HE OPENED IT! CAN WE OPEN OUR PRESENTS NOW, PLEEEASe" tari begged She goes over to the gift pile, looks through, and finds a gift for her. Inside is a rubber ducky.) "I shall name you Archibald!" Tari said to the duck
Luigi opens his gift: A Game Boy Horror. SMG4's is a Holy Meme Bible, Toad's is coal, Mario's is cranberry Sprite, Meggy's is a fish head, Saiko's is a body pillow, and Bowser's is a crown. Leo is a part of a necklace and roses was the other part of the necklace
"Where's your present, Boopkins?" Bob asked
"Oh Bob, my Christmas present has been here all along!" Boopkins said
"That's the gayest thing I've ever heard you say. ...Come here, you stupid, green turd! " bob said He hugs and tickles Fishy Boopkins. "I've missed you!" Bob said
Fishy Boopkins: Hey! That Tickles!
Unbeknown to them Wario and Waluigi are watching this happy event from above.
"Wow...you actually helped bring them together..." wario said suprised
"Yeah, I figured after what happened with me...everyone could use a friend. Especially on Christmas..." waluigi said showing sympathy
Police sirens blare out in the distance.
"Hehe, good job on stealing Santa's sleigh by the way. It makes the best getaway vehicle." Wario said. Wario cracks the whips and they both laugh as they fly off into the nighttime sky.
YOU ARE READING
New adventures...(smg4 oc insert)
FanfictionBasically this is my oc insert of smg4 (part of the Leo verse) (book 1 of 3 completed)
