New adventures...(smg4 oc insert)

Smg4:Wotfi 2018

Challenge 1
Who can survive a haircut done by Bob Bobowski And try not to die during it.

"Alright ladies, who's ready for the beautiful haircuts you'll ever get?" Bob asked

"BOB! Mario just got a fresh haircut...he doesn't need another one!" Mario said

"That's nonsense! I can do better! I gave people haircuts such as Baldi!" Bob said

"You're f*cked!" Baldi said

(Mario screams like Sr Pelo)

"I'm glad you guys are so excited! Now, time to get my haircut blades!" Bob said as he gets his haircut blades

"Ah, found them!" Bob said

"WHAT?!Ah!Oh my god!Ah! My dick!
Please....have mercy!" Smg4 said in pain

(Bob slaps SMG4)

"Ｉｎ ｍｙ ｗｏｒｌｄ, ｍｅｒｃｙ ｄｏｅｓｎ'ｔ ｅｘｉｓｔ." Bob said
"Time to use my super sexy hair cutting techniques!" Bob said

"SHEET um bob Look at this, boobies!" Mario said

"Where? The booby expector is here!"bob said

"FREEDOM! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! SHIT!" Mario yelle

Round 2
Who can make a better anime for Fishy Boopkins?
Surprisingly Mario won

Round 3
Who can steal Bowser's chicken nuggets without getting caught

Johnny Johnny, Yes Papa?

Bowser = Papa

Mario = Johnny

Bowser: Johnny, Johnny?

Mario: Yes, papa?

Bowser: Eating chicken?

Mario: No, papa.

Bowser: Open your mouth!

Mario: Ha Ha shit!

Bowser: Bitch! I'm gonna get you 5 across the a*s!

Round 4
Who can make Yoshi pay his taxes

"Yoshi!"

FBI: FBI, OPEN UP!

"You're rent's due, motherfucka!" Mario said

"Okay, i'll do it." Yoshi said

"Wow thanks! that was easy!" Mario said

"Gotcha bitch!" Yoshi said

(Yoshi presses the Tax Envasion button)

"He he He I got away again!" Yoshi said

"I'm gonna make him an offer if you can't refuse.Give me the cash or your son gets it!"

"NAH" yoshi said

"Who can build the best paper airplane? Farthest one to fly wins!"

" It's-a Mario time!"

Mario builds his paper airplane

" That's a so sexy!Okey dokey, Let's a do this!This should be for enough!"

He pulls a luancher out and let's it go the thing becoming a meteor of heat