Joey: dad help I just ate shampoo, what do I do
Shawn: ..why.
Joey: didn't mean to :(
Shawn: how tf you accidentally eat shampoo.
Joey: water bottle
Shawn: what.
Joey: thought it was my water bottle
Shawn: ...mkay. Uhm. But why.
Joey: kinda woo woo right here 🤭
Joey: now* :(
Shawn: ..are you high.
Joey: 👀
Shawn: did Chris give you weed again you little shit.
Joey: 👀👀🤷🤷🤷
Shawn: k.
Shawn: so you should prob go to the hospital.
Joey: I'm scared of doctors tho :(
Shawn: Ik. But it don't matter.
Joey: noooooo
Shawn: where's Corey?
Joey: I dunno
Shawn: that's a shock.
Joey: I know :(
Joey: he leave me 😞
Joey: left* fuck.
Shawn: where?
Joey: at home by myself :(
Shawn: explains it.
Joey: 😞🍆💦
Shawn: what.
Joey: but what do I doooo
Shawn: I just told you. Go to the damn hospital.
Joey: noooo
Shawn: I'm coming over now so I can take you
Joey: NOOOOO
Shawn: yep. Already out the door.
Joey: damnit 😭😭😭
