Shawn: anyone wanna come outside and walk?
Mick: who tf is gonna wanna do that
Sid: gonna wanna
Mick: sthu Sid
Joey: I will! :D
Jim: yo pale ass needs it anyway
Joey: ...
Chris: HELP I JUST SPIT OUT MY WATER-
Corey: he ain't that pale Jim :(
Joey: believe it or not Corey, you're not fucking helping
Corey: I-
Corey: how-? :(
Shawn: by stating he's not that pale backs up the claim made by Jim that he is indeed pale. If you were to say, "He isn't pale, Jim," it would back up yours by stating he isn't pale
Sid: *cricket*
Corey: we ain't. In fucking. ELA Shawn.
Shawn: ...
Shawn: I did it again, didn't I
Chris: yea...
Shawn: goddamnit.
Mick: why tf you sound so smart
Shawn: cuz I am
Sid: no tf you aren't 😒
Shawn: YOU DROPPED OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL SID. I GOT A SCHOLARSHIP FOR COLLAGE. WHOS THE FUCKING RETARD?
Sid: ...
Corey: dayum
Joey: I'm still pissed
Mick: ain't no one give a single shit
Paul: can you guys be quiet-? I'm tryna hang out with my wife and my phone is going off like crazy.
Corey: mute it tard
Paul: hey :(
Corey: OF COURSE, LIKE NO OFFENSE
Corey: AT ALL
Jim: all of us were aboutta beat yo ass
Corey: Ik :(
Shawn: paul is it fine or do you want me to beat his ass?
Paul: it's fine Clown 😭
Shawn: Alr Alr
Joey: omg I'm actually rubbing my clit so hard rn 😫
Shawn: ...
Paul: uh.
Mick: what the actual fuck
Jim: Alr what happened to being pissed off 😭
Joey: got horny instead 🤷♂️
Corey: you should uh..
Corey: let me come over 😏
Joey: well...
Shawn: Joey no.
Joey: well..
Shawn: joey.
Joey: but dad I'm 32, I should be allowed to have boyfriends now 😔
Shawn: not till you're 50
Corey: who tf is gonna have sex when they're 50? 😒
Shawn: that's why it ain't till 50
Joey: BUT-
Shawn: END OF CONVERSATION.
Joey: CHRISSSSSS
Chris: I'm right fucking here.
Joey: CHRIS CAN I HAVE A BOYFRIEND 🥺🙏
Chris: why tf would I care
Joey: SEE.
Jim: this is entertaining 🙂🍿
Corey: yay so I can come over :D
Shawn: NO
Joey: YES
Shawn: NO.
Joey: 😝
Sid: you're aboutta get yo ass beat joes
Joey: yea but not by Shawn 😏
Corey: 😏
Mick: EW.
Shawn: I'm actually coming over so that y'all don't fuck
Corey: you really think your presence is gonna stop me? 😒
Joey: we literally fucked in a public restroom before like-
Chris: Alr wtf
Paul: and I'm leaving for good
Jim: same, y'all are gay
Craig: 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Mick: thank you Craig 😔
Craig: 😔👍
