Shawn: uh...hey sid..?
Sid: yea?
Corey: oh god what now
Shawn: did you uh..leave your hamster out last night?
Jim: 🫣
Sid: yes! I couldn't find him after thought, I'm still looking for him
Shawn: ...
Shawn: oh
Shawn: that sucks..
Sid: ikr!
Joey: 🤨
Corey: *whispers to Joey so no one can hear 😞* I think Shawn did smt to the hamster..
Shawn: really.
Joey: *whispers back* me too..
Chris: Shawn what did you do!?
Shawn: I DIDNT MEAN TO OK
Sid: wait wdym?
Paul: oh god Shawn..
Corey: 🫢
Joey: COREY HOLD ME
Corey: OK OK BUT YOU GOTTA HOLD ME BACK IM SHAKING 😭
Shawn: GUYS STFU LET ME EXPLAIN
Shawn: so last night, I saw your hamster running around..
Sid: ok..?
Shawn: I didn't know that was your hamster and I uh..
Shawn: cooked it
Sid: ...
Paul: YOU WHAT
Chris: YOU WHAT
Shawn: BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS SIDS
Joey: OMG 😭💀
Corey: you're witerally so dead rn Shawn
Shawn: SHUT UP COREY IK
Sid: you ate pimp..? My only hamster..?
Shawn: I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS YOURS SID- IM SORRY
Sid: you ate..my only fucking hamster
Shawn: IM SORRY 😭
Sid: you ate pimp.
Shawn: ..yea I'm sorry
Sid: ...
Joey: Sid it's ok :(
Sid: that was my pimp. My only pimp. My only hamster. And you fucking ate him
Shawn: I said I was sorry 😭
Mick: Shawn that is not smt you just apologize for-
Shawn: TF YOU WANT ME TO DO? PUKE HIM UP?!
Chris: I am so disappointed. Shawn we've been over this. You cannot eat random animals you find scurrying around
Shawn: WELL I WAS TISPY BABE. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO 😭
Chris: NOT EAT HAMSTERS YOU FIND RUNNING AROUND
Joey: uh..hey Shawn, just so you know I have a black cat named Mokey, he's 55 pounds..
Shawn: I KNOW
Joey: ok ok..just letting you know..
Shawn: Sid I'm sorry 😭
Shawn: I'll go out and buy you another-
Sid: ITS NOT GONNA BE PIMP
Shawn: WELL PIMP IS DEAD, IDK WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
Sid: ...
Chris: Jesus Christ Shawn.
Shawn: oops, that slipped out
Sid: IM GONNA KILL YOU
Corey: oh damn, Sid's getting violent 😰
Shawn: I SAID SORRY.
Sid: I AN GOING TO KILL YOU, DIG YOU UP, AND DO IT AGAIN. AND AFTER IM DONE, IM GONNA FEED YOUR BONES TO THE FUCKING PIGS.
Shawn: ...
Craig: 😃👍
Shawn: I said sorry.
Sid: IDGAF, IM LEAVING TO GO BEAT YOUR ASS
Shawn: yk what. Idec atp
Paul: why get we all get along..?
