A casual texting with Corey and Joey

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Joey: BABE!!

Corey: what!?!

Joey: I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!

Corey: figured what out?

Joey: WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE

Corey: me. 😌

Joey: uh no.

Corey: .

Joey: well yes, but that's not what I'm talking abt. 

Corey: then what? What could be more important than the one and only Corey Motherfucking Taylor? 🙄

Joey: a pubic piercing :3

Corey: .

Corey: a what?

Joey: pubic piercing!

Corey: the hell is a pubic piercing-?

Joey: a piercing above your dick!! :3

Corey: ..

Joey: yea!! It's great!! :3

Corey: yea, and I'm gonna go get a Ampallang.

Joey: that would hurt so fucking bad-

Corey: so would a Pubic!

Joey: oh it's not tooo bad.

Corey: you're not getting one.

Joey: says who!?

Corey: me. I do.

Joey: I ain't gonna listen to some mediocre off brand skater.

Corey: GASP

Corey: YOU DID NOT BRING MY SKATING INTO THIS

Joey: I did. I'm better.

Corey: HOW DARE YOU!?

Joey: the truth had to be told 😔

Corey: YOU BITCH

Joey: DON'T CALL ME A BITCH YOU BITCH

Corey: ILL CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT, YOU BITCHY SLUT

Joey: ok nvm i kinda liked that ☺️

Corey: ..

Joey: just saying 😉

Corey: want me to come over?

Joey: 100%.

Corey: omw 

Joey: kk! >//3\\<

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